Book seller A book agent came to sell one of the combination farmer-merchant-bankers of southeast Arkansas a set of books on scientific agriculture. The old man thumbed through them: “No, I don’t want to buy them.” “You ought to buy them, sir. If you had these books you could farm
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Sinking Ship Left on a sinking ship were the Captain and three sailors. The Captain spoke first. “Men, this business about a Captain going down with this ship is nonsense. There’s a three-man life raft on board and I’m going to be on it. To see who will come with
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The holy man A holy man walked into a pizza parlor. “Make me one with everything,” he said to the waiter. When the holy man got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a R200 note. The owner pocketed the note. The holy man said, “Don’t I get change?” The owner
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Dad and Surgeon This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renown surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. “Yes Dad, what is it?” “Don’t be nervous, do your
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What’s worse? What’s worse finding a worm in a apple? A half eaten worm! Birthday gift Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. Dinosaur Highway A goober was taking the tour of a
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Scuba diving I was talking on the phone with my son, who was stationed in Hawaii with the Air Force. He was explaining how the troops were learning to scuba-dive. “We used the buddy system,” he said, “and occasionally dived into shark-infested waters.” Listening on the extension, my daughter asked,
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Undecided The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to place his order. When the clerk asked how she could help, he explained that his girlfriend was turning 19 and he couldn’t decide whether to give her a dozen roses or
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Accidents A cowboy went to buy an insurance policy and the agent asked, “Have you ever had an accident?” “Nope,” replied the cowboy, “but last summer, a bronco kicked in two of my ribs… and a couple of years ago, a rattlesnake bit me on the ankle.” “Wouldn’t you call
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Q: Why are mooos afraid ? A: Because they’re all cow words. Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: You look a bit flushed! Exclamatory Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW ! Camping Privacy Getting away
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YOU TOO CAN BE A PROFESSIONAL!! Just take this short quiz… This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS. There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need
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