Q: Why are mooos afraid ?
A: Because they’re all cow words.
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look a bit flushed!
Exclamatory
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road.
Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !
Camping Privacy
Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home.
When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome, visits from other campers, they devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy.
Now, when they set up camp, they place this sign on the door of their RV:
“Insurance agent. Ask about our life insurance package.”
Mint Mom
When the
I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in their original band.
On my next trip to my parents’ house, I gave the $200 to my mother and said, “Take good care of these.
They might be worth something someday.”
Several months later I asked Mom if she was keeping the two- dollar bills safe.
“Oh, yes!” she replied. “I deposited them in the bank the day after you left.”
