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There’s no better sermon than a good example.

Nothing under God’s control is ever out of control.

The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post.

L. Thomas Holdcroft

Grace has been defined, the outward expression of the inward harmony of the soul.

“Have faith, knowing tomorrow will hold the blessings of God.”

The person who sows seeds of kindness enjoys a perpetual feast

Let Him make our lives narrow; let Him make them intense; let Him make them absolutely His!

You can’t shake hands with a clenched fist.

Mahatma Gandhi

“Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.”

He who has no vision of eternity will never get a true hold of time

God will not permit any troubles to come upon us, unless He has a specific plan by which great blessing can come out of the difficulty.

Om tot gevolgtrekkings te spring is ‘n gevaarlike oefening.

Jumping to conclusions is a dangerous exercise.

“You don’t need to see the way if you follow the one that is the Way.”

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man.

Victor Hugo

“Never, never pin your whole faith on any human being: not if he is the best and wisest in the whole world. There are lots of nice things you can do with sand; but do not try building a house on it.” C. S. Lewis

Don’t worry about anything, pray about everything

As one person I cannot change the world, but I can change the world of one person.

Paul Shane Spear

Are we in love with God or just His stuff?

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Dick Cavett

“If you walk backwards, you’ll find out that you can go forwards and people won’t know if you’re coming or going.”

Casel Stengal, former Baseball player

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.

Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

“Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running.”

Ron Pickering

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

“The FA are still optimistic about England’s bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six.”

Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman

“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.”

“I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.

Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

“Okay, everyone, now inhale… and then dehale!”

Maury Wills, Los Angeles Dodgers captain, leading his teammates through warm-up calisthenics

“Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no.”

Police detective questioning a wounded officer

“We’d like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles.”

Wesley Bolin, Governor

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”

Dan Quayle

“Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running.”

Warning label on central air conditioning unit

“Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.”

Safari park sign

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.”

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

“We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite”

Murray Walker, Sportscaster

“A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.”

Samuel Goldwyn