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What is in the well of the heart will come up through the bucket of the mouth.

Opportunity is missed by most people, because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work

“Against the backdrop of people who avoid work, cut corners, and do half-hearted jobs, a diligent man stands out. Practicing diligence is an excellent way to stand out for Christ at home, in the workplace, and even at church. Today, complete each one of your tasks, however big or small, with diligence.” Dr. David Jeremiah

Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of intelligent effort.

You can’t live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.

John Wooden

There are times when God asks nothing of His children except silence and patience.

“The love of God is one of the great realities of the universe, a pillar upon which the hope of the world rests. But it is a personal, intimate thing too. God does not love populations, He loves people. He loves not masses, but men.” A. W. Tozer

If you’re living for Christ you may lose some friends, but you won’t lose their respect.

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come.

Victor Hugo

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.

Robert Louis Stevenson

Whatever is at the center of our life will be the source of our security, guidance, wisdom, and power.

Stephen Covey

Two things hard on the heart: running up stairs and running down people.

Happiness depends on happenings, joy depends on Jesus

“I have held many things in my hands, and have lost them all; but whatever I have placed in God’s hands, that I still possess.” — Martin Luther

“You don’t need to see the way if you follow the one that is the Way.”

As one person I cannot change the world, but I can change the world of one person.

Paul Shane Spear

We yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. ~Anonymous

“We may never see the end results, but that is the difference between the master builder and the worker. We are workers, not master builders, ministers, not messiahs. We are prophets of a future not our own.” Archbishop Oscar Romero of El Salvador 

Human beings need not despair and go on an eternal search for the Eternal, for the Eternal has come to the temporal. Steve Kumar

“I didn’t accept it. I received it.”

Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to former President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange a private interview for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan.

“It’s like their own personal equipment, like you have pens.”

General Syarwan Hamid of Indonasia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets.

“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.”

Stuart Pearce

“I don’t think we learned a lesson; I think it was a learning experience for us.”

Shaquille O’Neal, basketball player, after game 4 of the 2001 NBA finals, on being asked by NBC reporter Jim Gray if LA had learned a lesson from what happened the previous year in Indiana

“My appetite is so good that I can eat the tablecloth right off the chair.”

Joseph Moakley, Massachusetts representative

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Weisert

“Guys aren’t able to get $15 or $20 million anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game.”

Penny Hardaway, NBA Basketball Player

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

“Guys aren’t able to get $15 or $20 million anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game.”

Penny Hardaway, NBA Basketball Player

“Man Breaks Leg In Fall Off Bride.”

St. Louis Dispatch Headline (should have read “bridge.”)

“I have no political ambitions for myself or my children.”

Joseph P. Kennedy, 1936

“Mando Machinery Corporation is the undisputed leader in Korea automotive pants industry.”

Press Release from Korean firm

If you’re going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

“Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine.”

Radio news announcer

“The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.”

Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

“We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.”

Parish Magazine

Louis Pasteur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction…

Pierre Pachet, 1872

A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you

Anon

We’re just physically not physical enough.

Denny Crum