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When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal.

Napoleon Hill

Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations

God warns us that seeking our own brand of contentment apart from Him is futile, for “the bed is too short to stretch out on, the blanket too narrow to wrap around you.”

Marsha Crockett

“A godly man is a praying man.”

Thomas Watson

God’s never been guilty of sponsoring a flop.

“God examines both rich and poor, not according to their lands and houses, but according to the riches of their hearts.” St. Augustine of Hippo

All people smile in the same language

“To be of a peaceable spirit brings peace along with it.” ~Thomas watson

“If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favourable.”

Seneca

“We too often love things and use people when we should be using things and loving people.” Author Unknown

“Pick battles big enough to matter, Small enough to win.”

He who does not live in some degree for others, hardly lives for himself.

Montaigne

“Give me a stout heart to bear my own burdens. Give me a willing heart to bear the burdens of others. Give me a believing heart to cast all burdens upon Thee, O Lord.” John Baillie

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

God is with you. He’ll never leave you. You aren’t alone. Because Jesus Christ is the only way home!

“Goodness is the only investment that never fails.”

“It is no small thing to be on terms of friendship with God.” Author Unknown

Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live.

The Holy Spirit is not a blessing from God; He is God.

“I didn’t know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song.”

Aggie Pate, at a non-denominational mayor’s breakfast, Fort Worth, Texas

“A verbal contract is not worth the paper it’s written on.”

Samuel Goldwyn

What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.

Henny Youngman

“A ‘No Parking’ sign at a certain location means…”

multiple choice question on NY State learner’s permit test

I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Weisert

“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.”

Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.”

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

Louis Pasteur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction…

Pierre Pachet, 1872

Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.

Ad in the “Missoulian” by Orange Street Food Farm

“Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no.”

Police detective questioning a wounded officer

The atomic bomb will never go off, and I speak as an expert in explosives…

“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.”

Stuart Pearce

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.

Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

“Guys aren’t able to get $15 or $20 million anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game.”

Penny Hardaway, NBA Basketball Player

“That’s inches away from being millimetre perfect.”

Ted Lowe

“MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY AT 9 P.M.”

Sign outside bowling alley