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Preaching should break a hard heart and heal a broken one.

John Newton

Christianity is either relevant all the time or useless anytime. It is not just a phase of life; it is life itself.

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We count on God’s mercy for our past mistakes; we count on God’s love for our present needs; but we count on God’s sovereignty for the future.

God is a rich and bountiful Father, and he does not forget his children, nor withhold from them anything which would be to their advantage to receive.

A Christian is the gentlest of men; but then he is a man.

Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent-free in your head.

“Every man dies. Not every man really lives.”

William Wallace

Let us believe that God is in all our simple deeds and learn to find Him there.

No credit? No problem…Jesus paid it all.

A minute’s success pays the failure of years

Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of intelligent effort.

The first wealth is health

“God isn’t looking for perfect people. He is looking to perfect people.”

Three-hundred million years from now, the only thing that will matter is whether you’re in Heaven or in Hell.

Mark Cahill

You can’t live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.

John Wooden

Listen to what you know instead of what you fear.

Do not believe in miracles…rely on them

I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

“Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no.”

Police detective questioning a wounded officer

“The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas.”

Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

I don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.

Al McGuire

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

Anonymous Traffic Report

In an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in the drama.

Jean-Claude Van Damme

A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you

Anon

“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It’s only the people who make them unsafe.

Mayor Frank Rizzo

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

David Garcia

I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.

Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

“Facts are stupid things.”

Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

“I have no political ambitions for myself or my children.”

Joseph P. Kennedy, 1936

The team has come along slow but fast.

Casey Stengel

“I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.”

“Our strength is that we don’t have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don’t have any real strengths.”

Frank Broyles, College football coach

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

“Okay, everyone, now inhale… and then dehale!”

Maury Wills, Los Angeles Dodgers captain, leading his teammates through warm-up calisthenics

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

Robert McCloskey