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“Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a fish.” Ovid

“Learn to say “no.” It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin.” Charles H. Spurgeon

“Peace reigns where our Lord reigns.” — Julian of Norwich

When thoughts enter my mind uninvited, I do my best not to let them get comfortable there.

Faith has been reduced to a comfortable system of beliefs about God instead of an uncomfortable encounter with God.

Michael Yaconelli

“Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.”

When people can see which direction the leaders are going in it becomes easier to motivate them.

Lakshmi Mittal

Jesus is in the boat with us, no matter how wild the storm is, and He is at peace. He commands us not to be afraid.

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come.

Victor Hugo

Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

Randall G Leighton

God understands our prayers even when we can’t find the words to say them.

If you want to stand high, think high.

One who cares is one who listens

“We Christians must simplify our lives or lose untold treasures on earth and in eternity. Modern civilization is so complex as to make the devotional life all but impossible. The need for solitude and quietness was never greater than it is today.” A. W. Tozer

“Conquer evil men by your gentle kindness.”

Isaac from Syria

“Never, never pin your whole faith on any human being: not if he is the best and wisest in the whole world. There are lots of nice things you can do with sand; but do not try building a house on it.” C. S. Lewis

Our lives end the day we become silent about the things that matter.

A good marriage is the union of two forgivers.

Ruth Bell Graham

“It is only when men begin to worship that they begin to grow.” Calvin Coolidge

The atomic bomb will never go off, and I speak as an expert in explosives…

“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”

Sign in Men’s clothing store

“We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.”

Vlade Divac, NBA basketball player

“Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber.”

Ad in Arizona Republic

“A verbal contract is not worth the paper it’s written on.”

Samuel Goldwyn

“Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running.”

Ron Pickering

When I’m a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they’ll believe me because they weren’t listening to me.

Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

“Facts are stupid things.”

Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

“A ‘No Parking’ sign at a certain location means…”

multiple choice question on NY State learner’s permit test

Radio has no future…

What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.

Henny Youngman

“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday, ‘yesterday.’”

Jimmy Fallon

Rural Americans are real Americans. There’s no doubt about that…

Dan Quayle

It will be years – not in my time – before a woman will become Prime Minister…

Margaret Thatcher

“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”

Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

It is impossible to transmit speech electrically. The ‘telephone’ is as mythical as the unicorn.
Professor Johann Christian Poggendorrf, Germany physicist and chemist, 1860

“We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite”

Murray Walker, Sportscaster

We’re just physically not physical enough.

Denny Crum

“If you walk backwards, you’ll find out that you can go forwards and people won’t know if you’re coming or going.”

Casel Stengal, former Baseball player