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If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.

He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past.

Die geluk in jou lewe hang af van die kwaliteit van jou denke.

“If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.”

Gentle words fall lightly, but have great weight.

I may forget what someone may say or do, but I do not forget how they made me feel.

“Before anything else, above all else, beyond everything else, God loves us. God loves us extravagantly, ridiculously, without limit or condition.”

Roberta Bondi

One drop of Christ’s blood is worth more than
heaven and earth

Love rules without rules.

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.”

Margaret B. Runbeck

Just because someone has a right to do something, doesn’t mean it’s right to do it.

Rocky Henriques

It is the heart
always that sees before the head can see

God’s never missed the runway through all the centuries of fearful fog.

God warns us that seeking our own brand of contentment apart from Him is futile, for “the bed is too short to stretch out on, the blanket too narrow to wrap around you.”

Marsha Crockett

“God does not lead His children around hardship, but leads them straight through hardship. But He leads! And amidst the hardship, He is nearer to them than ever before.” Otto Dibelius

It is comforting to know that the God who guides us sees tomorrow more clearly than we see yesterday.

God is so good that he only awaits our desire to overwhelm us with the gift of himself.

“Man shots neighbor with machete.”

Miami Herald, headline

In an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in the drama.

Jean-Claude Van Damme

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet”

Al Gore

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.”

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

“SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt – prepare for accident.”

Sign on backseat of Taxi

In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I’m keeping a chart.

Hillary Clinton

“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.”

Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

"The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet."

Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.”

Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament.

“Now, the only thing that remains unresolved is the resolution of the problem.”

Thomas Wells, Ontario legislature minister

I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door…

“I don’t feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.”

John Wayne, Actor

“I’m gonna live forever, or die trying.”

Joseph Heller

“Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.”

Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.

“I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.”

Ron Atkinson

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

George Burns

“Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine.”

Radio news announcer

“Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.”

Safari park sign

“The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas.”

Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster