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“To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart.”

The vigor of our spiritual life will be in exact proportion to the place held by the Bible in our life and thoughts. George Müller

You can’t live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.

John Wooden

“A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.”

Francis Bacon

Depend on it! God’s work done in God’s way will never lack God’s supply.

You are not finished when you lose. You are finished when you quit.

Prayer is the very highest energy of which the mind is capable.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

You must learn, you must let God teach you, that the only way to get rid of your past is to make a future out of it.  God will waste nothing.

Phillips Brooks

Man is so made that when anything fires his soul, impossibilities vanish.

“The most glorious promises of God are generally fulfilled in such a wondrous manner that He steps forth to save us at a time when there is the least appearance of it.” C. H. von Bogatzy

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute

God is not disillusioned with us. He never had any illusions to begin with. ~Luis Palau

We can stand affliction better than we can prosperity, for in prosperity we forget God.

I would rather walk with God in the dark than go alone in the light. ~Mary Gardiner Brainard

“We should dedicate ourselves to becoming in this life the most perfect worshippers of God we can possibly be, as we hope to be through all eternity.”

Brother Lawrence

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending

“We need to begin to search for God in our places of work. God is already there, make no mistake about it; we simply have not trained ourselves to see our creator.” William E. Diehl

You guys are unique in your own way

Mia Hammond

“They are not jackbooted Nazi thugs. They are merely German policemen in spiffy uniforms here to help us.”

“Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running.”

Warning label on central air conditioning unit

“Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.”

Mickey Rivers, baseball player

“I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.”

Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.”

Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

“Okay, everyone, now inhale… and then dehale!”

Maury Wills, Los Angeles Dodgers captain, leading his teammates through warm-up calisthenics

“Our strength is that we don’t have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don’t have any real strengths.”

Frank Broyles, College football coach

“Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine.”

Radio news announcer

“Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.”

Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull’s team chemistry being overrated.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.

Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails

Associated Press

“A ‘No Parking’ sign at a certain location means…”

multiple choice question on NY State learner’s permit test

“I don’t think we learned a lesson; I think it was a learning experience for us.”

Shaquille O’Neal, basketball player, after game 4 of the 2001 NBA finals, on being asked by NBC reporter Jim Gray if LA had learned a lesson from what happened the previous year in Indiana

They misunderestimated me…

George W Bush

It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human…

George W Bush

My main hope for myself is to be where I am.

Woody Harrelson

“Now, the only thing that remains unresolved is the resolution of the problem.”

Thomas Wells, Ontario legislature minister

What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.

Henny Youngman