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Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

“The most glorious promises of God are generally fulfilled in such a wondrous manner that He steps forth to save us at a time when there is the least appearance of it.” C. H. von Bogatzy

You are not finished when you lose. You are finished when you quit.

“To love God is the greatest of virtues; to be loved by God is the greatest of blessings.” Portuguese Proverb

“The man who refuses to forgive destroys the bridge over which he himself must cross.” — John Iverson

There may be no trumpet sound or loud applause when we make a right decision, just a calm sense of resolution and peace.

“Live in the world as if only God and your soul were in it; then your heart will never be made captive by any earthly thing.” John of the Cross

The well of Providence is deep. It’s the buckets we bring to it that are small.

God can change our circumstances, but sometimes He waits for us to show real desire for change as well as our faith in Him.

Joy comes from using your potential

..but those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength.

They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.

God rarely allows a person to see how great a blessing he is to others.

“Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”

“The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.”

“It’s not what I do, but the way I do it. It’s not what I say, but the way I say it.”

Mae West

Don’t rely too much on labels, for too often they are fables.

At creation we see the hand of God, but at the cross we see His heart.

Charles Lowery

“We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite”

Murray Walker, Sportscaster

“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.”

“Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running.”

Ron Pickering

“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.”

Spike Milligan

“I didn’t accept it. I received it.”

Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to former President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange a private interview for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan.

“That’s inches away from being millimetre perfect.”

Ted Lowe

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.”

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

“Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.”

Safari park sign

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible.

George Burns

“Now, the only thing that remains unresolved is the resolution of the problem.”

Thomas Wells, Ontario legislature minister

In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I’m keeping a chart.

Hillary Clinton

“I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.”

Ron Atkinson

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.”

Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

“A ‘No Parking’ sign at a certain location means…”

multiple choice question on NY State learner’s permit test

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

Anonymous Traffic Report

"The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet."

Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

“Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.”

Mickey Rivers, baseball player

Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.

Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.

Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery