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Goodness is the only investment that never fails.

Henry David Thoreau

The Bible is the breakfast of champions.
What did you have for breakfast?

“The knowledge of God is very far from the love of Him.” Blaise Pascal

“Failing to forgive is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.”

“Hope is a waking dream.” ~Augustine

What is in the well of your heart will show up in the bucket of your speech.

What isn’t won
in prayer first, is never won at all.

You are not finished when you lose. You are finished when you quit.

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful.  Beauty is God’s handwriting.

Charles Kingsley

“Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.”

Thomas Edison

“You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.”

Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it, the tree is the real thing.

Sometimes we’re pushing on the door we want God to open, while his sign says “Pull.”

Martha Bolton

Die swaarste ding om rond te dra is wraakgedagtes.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word – excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.

Pearl S. Buck

“Never, never pin your whole faith on any human being: not if he is the best and wisest in the whole world. There are lots of nice things you can do with sand; but do not try building a house on it.” C. S. Lewis

“Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a fish.” Ovid

What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.

Henny Youngman

You guys are unique in your own way

Mia Hammond

“We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.”

Parish Magazine

“They are not jackbooted Nazi thugs. They are merely German policemen in spiffy uniforms here to help us.”

The team has come along slow but fast.

Casey Stengel

“I’m gonna live forever, or die trying.”

Joseph Heller

“Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.”

Safari park sign

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.”

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

You read what Disraeli had to say. I don’t remember what he said. He said something. He’s no longer with us.

Bob Dole

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet”

Al Gore

“Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running.”

Warning label on central air conditioning unit

“I’ll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right”

Marlon Starling

No audience will ever be able to take more than ten minutes of animation…

“Did people build this, or did Indians?”

Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park

“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”

Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

“I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.”

Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you

Anon

Radio has no future…

“Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no.”

Police detective questioning a wounded officer