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Strange, though I am saved from sin, I am not saved from sinning. Martin Luther

“He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose.” Jim Elliot

Kind words make good echoes.

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There is no impact without contact. Evangelism is a contact sport.

Douglas M. Cecil

When nothing is sure, everything is possible.

I may forget what someone may say or do, but I do not forget how they made me feel.

Never underestimate Jesus, because He will just prove you wrong. ~Brian Gurney

“Why do you hasten to remove anything which hurts your eye, while if something affects your soul you postpone the cure until next year?” Horace

“Leadership is found in becoming the servant of all.” Richard Foster

The happiest people don’t have the best of everything, they make the best of everything.”

Heaven is full of answers to prayers for which no one ever bothered to ask.

Billy Graham

“Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.” Oliver Wendell Holmes

“Well done is better than well said.”

Benjamin Franklin

“If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.”

The
task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

You can’t tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.

Will Rogers

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing.. that’s why we recommend it daily

God takes life’s pieces and gives us unbroken peace.

We can often do more for other men by correcting our own faults than by trying to correct theirs.

“The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas.”

Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

“I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.”

Ron Atkinson

“Man thought hurt, but slightly dead.”

Providence Journal Headline

No audience will ever be able to take more than ten minutes of animation…

“The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.”

Gerry Brown

“Mando Machinery Corporation is the undisputed leader in Korea automotive pants industry.”

Press Release from Korean firm

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Yogi Berra

“Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.”

Mickey Rivers, baseball player

“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.”

Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

Rural Americans are real Americans. There’s no doubt about that…

Dan Quayle

It will be years – not in my time – before a woman will become Prime Minister…

Margaret Thatcher

“Man shots neighbor with machete.”

Miami Herald, headline

“I didn’t know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song.”

Aggie Pate, at a non-denominational mayor’s breakfast, Fort Worth, Texas

I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

“A ‘No Parking’ sign at a certain location means…”

multiple choice question on NY State learner’s permit test

If you’re going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

The team has come along slow but fast.

Casey Stengel

“MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY AT 9 P.M.”

Sign outside bowling alley

“That’s inches away from being millimetre perfect.”

Ted Lowe