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“Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.”

Samuel Johnson

One hour of eternity, one moment with the Lord, will make us utterly forget a lifetime of desolations

The
task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

“He who has God and Everything has nothing more than he who has God alone.” C. S. Lewis

Brains can argue, but It takes heart to comfort. ~Samuel Chadwick

No matter what you have done, God loves you. So smile and enjoy life.

“Faith enables us to move through the storms carrying our calm with us.” J. Holmes

As you have got a life, its up to you whether you want to rule over it or allow someone else to run you.

It is harder to crack a prejudice than an atom

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this — To rise above the little things.

John Burroughs

“We must alter our lives in order to alter our hearts, for it is impossible to live one way and pray another.” William Law

“No Christian can be a pessimist, for Christianity is a system of radical optimism.” William R. Inge

“Prayers never fall on deaf ears.” Author Unknown

“Small numbers make no difference to God. There is nothing small if God is in it.” Dwight L. Moody

The very man who has argued you down, will sometimes be found, years later, to have been influenced by what you said.

Be not miserable about what may happen tomorrow. The same everlasting Father, who cares for you today, will care for you tomorrow. ~Francis de Sales

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.

Buried under the biggest burden is a good place to find an even bigger blessing.

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”

Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

“It’s like their own personal equipment, like you have pens.”

General Syarwan Hamid of Indonasia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets.

“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

George Burns

“I don’t know all the certain words to word it.”

Vanilla Ice, Rap Star, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography

I feel my best when I’m happy.

Winona Ryder

“I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.”

Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony

“In a sense it’s a one-man show… except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper.”

John Motson, BBC1

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Dick Cavett

“Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running.”

Ron Pickering

I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.

President George Bush

“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.”

Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament.

“It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.”

Zsa Zsa Gabor, on the jury used for her assault trial.

“I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.”

“The FA are still optimistic about England’s bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six.”

Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman

“We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work.)”

Sign on door of repair shop

The atomic bomb will never go off, and I speak as an expert in explosives…

“Now, the only thing that remains unresolved is the resolution of the problem.”

Thomas Wells, Ontario legislature minister