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“The voices of the world are loud and sparse, but the voice of God is a constant whisper.” Benjamin J. Elger

Keep yourself as a pilgrim and a stranger here in this world, as one to whom the world’s business counts but little. Keep your heart free, and always lift it up to God.

Thomas à Kempis

God is with you. He’ll never leave you. You aren’t alone. Because Jesus Christ is the only way home!

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.

No matter what you have done, God loves you. So smile and enjoy life.

Some people drink at the fountain of knowledge while others only gargle.

The Next Time The Devil Reminds You Of Your Sin, take one look at your sin and ten looks at Jesus.

Robert Murray McCheyne

“When you are ready to stop bargaining, He will lead you to a place of peace and blessings.” Author Unknown

I may forget what someone may say or do, but I do not forget how they made me feel.

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“Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.”

Tom Krause

Silence never yet betrayed any one!

“One day we will meet beside the river and our Lord will dry every tear. For now, we must live in the joy of that promise and recall that for every generation life is hard, but God is faithful.” Bodie Thoene

Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.

You are valuable because you exist. Not because of what you do or what you have done, but simply because you are.

“The best thing to spend on your children is time.”

“We often tend to treat the Lord Jesus something like a convenience food — handy to have around in case of unexpected need.”

The well of Providence is deep. It’s the buckets we bring to it that are small.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good

It will be years – not in my time – before a woman will become Prime Minister…

Margaret Thatcher

Oh – I’m so sorry, I didn’t recognize you without your…

Lady Diana Cooper to Queen Elizabet

“I’m convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.”

Milos Forman, Film director

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible.

George Burns

“Danger Slow Men At Work”

Road sign in Brunei

It is impossible to transmit speech electrically. The ‘telephone’ is as mythical as the unicorn.
Professor Johann Christian Poggendorrf, Germany physicist and chemist, 1860

“If you walk backwards, you’ll find out that you can go forwards and people won’t know if you’re coming or going.”

Casel Stengal, former Baseball player

“Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running.”

Ron Pickering

“And as Mansell comes into the pits, he’s quite literally sweating his eyeballs out.”

UK Sports coverage on TV

“A verbal contract is not worth the paper it’s written on.”

Samuel Goldwyn

Rural Americans are real Americans. There’s no doubt about that…

Dan Quayle

“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.”

Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.

Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

“After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.”

Sign in a British office.

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.

Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

“Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.”

Safari park sign

“We’d like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles.”

Wesley Bolin, Governor

I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

“SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt – prepare for accident.”

Sign on backseat of Taxi