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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.”

When nothing is sure, everything is possible.

Hope is patience with the lamp lit.

“One of the ways that our faith expresses itself is by our ability to be still, to be present, and not to panic or lose perspective. God still does his best work in the most difficult of circumstances.” Tim Hansel

“We must alter our lives in order to alter our hearts, for it is impossible to live one way and pray another.” William Law

“We may never see the end results, but that is the difference between the master builder and the worker. We are workers, not master builders, ministers, not messiahs. We are prophets of a future not our own.” Archbishop Oscar Romero of El Salvador 

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Hope is the ability to hear the music of the future. Faith is having the courage to dance to it today.

Jesus is in the boat with us, no matter how wild the storm is, and He is at peace. He commands us not to be afraid.

The Bible is the breakfast of champions.
What did you have for breakfast?

“GRACE——-God’s Riches At Christ’s Expense.”

“Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a fish.” Ovid

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

“Satan promises the best, but pays with the worst; he promises honor, and pays with disgrace; he promises pleasure, and pays with pain; he promises profit, and pays with loss, he promises life, and pays with death. But God pays as he promises; all his payments are made in pure gold.” Thomas Brooks

The very man who has argued you down, will sometimes be found, years later, to have been influenced by what you said.

The Next Time The Devil Reminds You Of Your Sin, take one look at your sin and ten looks at Jesus.

Robert Murray McCheyne

The function of fear is to warn us of danger, not to make us afraid to face it.

Jesus alone IS; the rest IS NOT.

Therese of Lisieux

“That’s just the tip of the ice cube.”

Neil Hamilton, BBC2

The atomic bomb will never go off, and I speak as an expert in explosives…

“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”

Sign in Men’s clothing store

“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.”

“I don’t feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.”

John Wayne, Actor

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

David Garcia

“I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.”

“The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.”

Gerry Brown

“Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calendar is ticking.”

Richard Haas, NBC News consultant

Radio has no future…

I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

“I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.”

Marilyn Manson, Singer

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.

Ad in the “Missoulian” by Orange Street Food Farm

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

No audience will ever be able to take more than ten minutes of animation…

I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.

Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

“Bobby Gould thinks I’m trying to stab him in the back. In fact I’m right behind him.”

Stuart Pearson

The team has come along slow but fast.

Casey Stengel