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“There is nothing, indeed, which God will not do for a man who dares to step out upon what seems to be the mist; though as he puts his foot down he finds a rock beneath him.” F. B. Meyer

Happiness depends on happenings, joy depends on Jesus

Our lives end the day we become silent about the things that matter.

We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.

“The mind justifies what the heart has chosen.” Author Unknown

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

There is no safer place for your hopes and dreams than in the loving hands of your faithful Father.

Leslie Ludy

Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope, today is getting from one to the other.

Two things hard on the heart: running up stairs and running down people.

You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t.

Mark Twain

My father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.

Clarence Budington Kelland

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind & heart.

God has not departed because the day is dark

“Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.”

“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”

Maya Angelou

“It’s like their own personal equipment, like you have pens.”

General Syarwan Hamid of Indonasia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets.

No audience will ever be able to take more than ten minutes of animation…

“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday, ‘yesterday.’”

Jimmy Fallon

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet”

Al Gore

“A verbal contract is not worth the paper it’s written on.”

Samuel Goldwyn

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

“Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.”

Safari park sign

“We didn’t lose, we weren’t beaten, we just came in second.”

U.S. commentators, after Canadian Donavon Bailey won the 100 metre gold medal at the 1996 Olympics.

“We’d like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles.”

Wesley Bolin, Governor

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Weisert

“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”

Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

“Our strength is that we don’t have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don’t have any real strengths.”

Frank Broyles, College football coach

“We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite”

Murray Walker, Sportscaster

“It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.”

Zsa Zsa Gabor, on the jury used for her assault trial.

“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.”

Spike Milligan

“Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running.”

Ron Pickering

“Man thought hurt, but slightly dead.”

Providence Journal Headline

“I don’t feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.”

John Wayne, Actor

In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I’m keeping a chart.

Hillary Clinton