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“The first duty of love is to listen.” — Paul Tillich

God stands fast as your rock, steadfast as your safeguard, sleepless as your watcher, valiant as your champion

“Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a fish.” Ovid

“If God led you to it, He will lead you through it.”

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

“Don’t trust to hold God’s hand; let Him hold yours. Let Him do the holding, and you the trusting.” Hammer William Webb-Peploe

Grace has been defined, the outward expression of the inward harmony of the soul.

The more arguments you win, the less friends you will have.

We are all at times unconscious prophets.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

It is a good answer which knows when to stop

“Love doesn’t just sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.” Ursula K. LeGuin

Kind words make good echoes.

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Heaven is full of answers to prayers for which no one ever bothered to ask.

Billy Graham

In taking revenge a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior. ~Thomas Fuller

“Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is.”

Personality is to a man what perfume is to a flower.

“Faith: Putting all your eggs in God’s basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch.”

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“While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind.”

Reason given for insurance claim.

“Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running.”

Warning label on central air conditioning unit

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

“I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.”

Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

“Some people say that one’s personality is reflected off of their car… Well, I have no car.”

Anon

“The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.”

Gerry Brown

“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.”

Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament.

“It’s like their own personal equipment, like you have pens.”

General Syarwan Hamid of Indonasia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets.

“SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt – prepare for accident.”

Sign on backseat of Taxi

We’re just physically not physical enough.

Denny Crum

“Did people build this, or did Indians?”

Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

George Burns

“My appetite is so good that I can eat the tablecloth right off the chair.”

Joseph Moakley, Massachusetts representative

“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday, ‘yesterday.’”

Jimmy Fallon

“Facts are stupid things.”

Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

My main hope for myself is to be where I am.

Woody Harrelson

“I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you

Anon

Louis Pasteur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction…

Pierre Pachet, 1872