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“It is possible to do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.”

You can’t build a reputation on what you’re going to do.

“In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words without a heart.” John Bunyan

“We don’t follow him in order to be loved, we are loved so we follow him.” Neil Anderson

“There is nothing, indeed, which God will not do for a man who dares to step out upon what seems to be the mist; though as he puts his foot down he finds a rock beneath him.” F. B. Meyer

Although a Christian should believe simply, he should not “simply believe.” ~Os Guinness

It is comforting to know that the God who guides us sees tomorrow more clearly than we see yesterday.

Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.

William James

How many grandparents would give their lives to save their grandchildren but won’t give up their style of worship to reach them?

“Faith is the conviction that God knows more than we do about this life and He will get us through it.” Max Lucado

Man is so made that when anything fires his soul, impossibilities vanish.

God will not be behind-hand in love to us: for our drop, we shall receive an ocean.

All our difficulties are only platforms for the manifestation of His grace, power, and love. ~Taylor, Hudson

“Don’t go through life, GROW through life.”

In life, what sometimes appears to be the end is really a new beginning! God is a God of a turn-around!

Tehillah Praise

“It is only when men begin to worship that they begin to grow.” Calvin Coolidge

“Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not” ~Samuel Johnson

A stiff apology is a second insult.

G. K. Chesterton

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

“Man Breaks Leg In Fall Off Bride.”

St. Louis Dispatch Headline (should have read “bridge.”)

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

“Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.”

Safari park sign

It is impossible to transmit speech electrically. The ‘telephone’ is as mythical as the unicorn.
Professor Johann Christian Poggendorrf, Germany physicist and chemist, 1860

“After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.”

Sign in a British office.

During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails

Associated Press

“Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber.”

Ad in Arizona Republic

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

When I’m a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they’ll believe me because they weren’t listening to me.

Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

“We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work.)”

Sign on door of repair shop

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible.

George Burns

“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”

Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

“Facts are stupid things.”

Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.”

Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament.

“I don’t know all the certain words to word it.”

Vanilla Ice, Rap Star, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

David Garcia

“MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY AT 9 P.M.”

Sign outside bowling alley

“I have no political ambitions for myself or my children.”

Joseph P. Kennedy, 1936