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What is in the well of your heart will show up in the bucket of your speech.

Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of intelligent effort.

“Faith makes it possible, not easy.” Sally Nguyen

“The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.” Holmes

Today’s sanctification produces tomorrow’s wonders.

Politeness is the blossom of our humanity.

Joubert

If you want to defend Christianity, practice it!

“To be of a peaceable spirit brings peace along with it.” ~Thomas watson

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

“I only know this, that if He had not sought me out, I would never have come to Him.” Charles H. Spurgeon

Have courage for the great sorrows of life and have patience for the small ones.  Go to sleep in peace.  God is awake. Victor Hugo

Jesus is in the boat with us, no matter how wild the storm is, and He is at peace. He commands us not to be afraid.

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something

God’s never been guilty of sponsoring a flop.

“Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.” Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don’t rely too much on labels, for too often they are fables.

“If the people do not like the doctrine of grace, give them all the more of it.” Charles H. Spurgeon

The issue of faith is not so much whether we believe in God, but whether we believe the God we believe in.

True faith drops its letter in the post office box and lets it go.  Distrust holds on to a corner of it and wonders that the answer never comes.

B. Simpson

“Guys aren’t able to get $15 or $20 million anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game.”

Penny Hardaway, NBA Basketball Player

“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.”

Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

I do not like this word “bomb.” It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.

Jacques le Blanc

“We didn’t lose, we weren’t beaten, we just came in second.”

U.S. commentators, after Canadian Donavon Bailey won the 100 metre gold medal at the 1996 Olympics.

“Well, that was a cliff-dweller.”

Wes Westrum, Baseball coach, about a close game

“Guys aren’t able to get $15 or $20 million anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game.”

Penny Hardaway, NBA Basketball Player

It is impossible to transmit speech electrically. The ‘telephone’ is as mythical as the unicorn.
Professor Johann Christian Poggendorrf, Germany physicist and chemist, 1860

“The FA are still optimistic about England’s bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six.”

Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman

“Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calendar is ticking.”

Richard Haas, NBC News consultant

“It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.”

Zsa Zsa Gabor, on the jury used for her assault trial.

“That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.”

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left winger, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Weisert

In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I’m keeping a chart.

Hillary Clinton

“We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.”

Parish Magazine

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.

Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

“A ‘No Parking’ sign at a certain location means…”

multiple choice question on NY State learner’s permit test

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.

President George Bush

“Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running.”

Warning label on central air conditioning unit