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Nothing is too great and nothing is too small to commit into the hands of the Lord.

We must teach our children that the real measure of their success in life is how much they’d be worth if they had absolutely nothing.

Walt Mueller

“The mind justifies what the heart has chosen.” Author Unknown

Apart from Christ we know neither what our life nor our death is; we do not know what God is nor what we ourselves are.

Blaise Pascal

This day brought to you by Jesus.

Happiness can exist only in acceptance

A small decision now can change all your tomorrows

“We often tend to treat the Lord Jesus something like a convenience food — handy to have around in case of unexpected need.”

If you want to see yourself on the heights of achievements, hard work as much as this height wants.

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction.

Two things hard on the heart: running up stairs and running down people.

“It is in the ordinary duties and labors of life that the Christian can and should develop his spiritual union with God.” Thomas Merton

“True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.”

True friends walk with you and picks you up ’till the absolute end. False friends only walk with you until you fall, or they get tired

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute

A good marriage is the union of two forgivers.

Ruth Bell Graham

God does not tell us what He is going to do, He reveals who He is.

A people that values its privileges above its principals soon
loses both

Nothing is too great and nothing is too small to commit into the hands of the Lord.

“My appetite is so good that I can eat the tablecloth right off the chair.”

Joseph Moakley, Massachusetts representative

“The FA are still optimistic about England’s bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six.”

Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman

“Facts are stupid things.”

Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

“That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.”

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left winger, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

Anonymous Traffic Report

“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.”

Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament.

We’re just physically not physical enough.

Denny Crum

“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.”

No audience will ever be able to take more than ten minutes of animation…

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.

Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

“In a sense it’s a one-man show… except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper.”

John Motson, BBC1

“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.”

Stuart Pearce

“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.”

Spike Milligan

“I didn’t know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song.”

Aggie Pate, at a non-denominational mayor’s breakfast, Fort Worth, Texas

“Man Breaks Leg In Fall Off Bride.”

St. Louis Dispatch Headline (should have read “bridge.”)

“Well, that was a cliff-dweller.”

Wes Westrum, Baseball coach, about a close game

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet”

Al Gore

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”

George Gobel

“I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.