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What is in the well of your heart will show up in the bucket of your speech.

We can often do more for other men by correcting our own faults than by trying to correct theirs.

“To be subjected to God’s will is not only to give Him priority in our lives, it is but to give Him complete control.” Avery D. Miller

“We too often love things and use people when we should be using things and loving people.” Author Unknown

Prayer enlarges the heart until it is capable of containing God’s gift of himself.

Mother Teresa

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Don’t let the limits of your imagination block you from what God can do for you.

Reason is our soul’s left hand, faith her right. ~John Donne

“God always gives us what we ask for – or something better.”

To avoid trouble, breathe through your nose. It keeps your mouth shut.

Let us believe that God is in all our simple deeds and learn to find Him there.

Love rules without rules.

Whatever is at the center of our life will be the source of our security, guidance, wisdom, and power.

Stephen Covey

We seal our fate by the choices we make

“We are no more responsible for the evil thoughts that pass through our minds than a scarecrow for the birds which fly over the seedplot he has to guard. The sole responsibility in each case is to prevent them from settling.” John Churtom Collins

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come.

Victor Hugo

Nothing under God’s control is ever out of control.

In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I’m keeping a chart.

Hillary Clinton

“Danger Slow Men At Work”

Road sign in Brunei

“It is thought that Raj Mohammed Poselay was beaten to death, possibly during a family fun day in the park.”

Newspaper, Wolverton Express & Star (UK)

“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.”

Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament.

You read what Disraeli had to say. I don’t remember what he said. He said something. He’s no longer with us.

Bob Dole

“While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind.”

Reason given for insurance claim.

“Man Breaks Leg In Fall Off Bride.”

St. Louis Dispatch Headline (should have read “bridge.”)

“Well, that was a cliff-dweller.”

Wes Westrum, Baseball coach, about a close game

“Now, the only thing that remains unresolved is the resolution of the problem.”

Thomas Wells, Ontario legislature minister

Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.

Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

“Bobby Gould thinks I’m trying to stab him in the back. In fact I’m right behind him.”

Stuart Pearson

“It’s like their own personal equipment, like you have pens.”

General Syarwan Hamid of Indonasia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets.

“I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.”

“They are not jackbooted Nazi thugs. They are merely German policemen in spiffy uniforms here to help us.”

“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”

Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.

“We’d like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles.”

Wesley Bolin, Governor

I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door…

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.”

Yogi Berra, Baseball player