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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.”

We can’t take any credit for our talents. It’s how we use them that counts.

Contentment is natural wealth; luxury is artificial poverty.

Rest is not a hallowed feeling that comes over
us in church; it is the repose of a heart set deep in God

Grace is the gift of Christ, who exposes the gulf which separates God and man, and, by exposing it, bridges it.

Karl Barth

There are times when God asks nothing of His children except silence and patience.

“Rejoice in knowing that you belong to God and that He is conforming you to the image of His Son. See every event of this day as part of that process. Yield to the Spirit’s prompting, and take heart that God will accomplish His will.” John MacArthur

The Christian life is the only true adventure

The death of your future happens when you feel contentment with your successes.

“A single grateful thought raised to heaven is the most perfect prayer.”

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

Nothing under God’s control is ever out of control.

Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.

The future is as bright as the promises of God.

Adoniram Judson

The soul can split the sky in two, and let the face of God shine through.

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.

If a church wants a better pastor, it can get one by praying for the one it has.

Robert E. Harris

“I deny the allegations and I defy the alligators!”

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Dick Cavett

“After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.”

Sign in a British office.

If you’re going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

“I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.”

Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

Radio has no future…

“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

“We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work.)”

Sign on door of repair shop

Rural Americans are real Americans. There’s no doubt about that…

Dan Quayle

“Facts are stupid things.”

Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.

Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door…

The atomic bomb will never go off, and I speak as an expert in explosives…

“I don’t think we learned a lesson; I think it was a learning experience for us.”

Shaquille O’Neal, basketball player, after game 4 of the 2001 NBA finals, on being asked by NBC reporter Jim Gray if LA had learned a lesson from what happened the previous year in Indiana

“MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY AT 9 P.M.”

Sign outside bowling alley

My main hope for myself is to be where I am.

Woody Harrelson

“Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber.”

Ad in Arizona Republic

“Danger Slow Men At Work”

Road sign in Brunei

“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.”

Spike Milligan