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“Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.”

Goodness consists not in the outward things we do, but in the inward things we are

“I have held many things in my hands, and have lost them all; but whatever I have placed in God’s hands, that I still possess.” — Martin Luther

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful.  Beauty is God’s handwriting.

Charles Kingsley

“The best thing to spend on your children is time.”

Keep yourself as a pilgrim and a stranger here in this world, as one to whom the world’s business counts but little. Keep your heart free, and always lift it up to God.

Thomas à Kempis

“Train up a fig tree in the way it should go, and when you are old sit under the shade of it.” Charles Dickens

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it’s not
going to go away

Wishing will never be a substitute for prayer. ~Ed Cole

An idea that is clear and precise even though false will always have greater power in the world than an idea that is true but complex.

If you want to defend Christianity, practice it!

A half-truth is a dangerous thing, especially if you have got hold of the wrong half.

Nothing is too great and nothing is too small to commit into the hands of the Lord.

There is no impact without contact. Evangelism is a contact sport.

Douglas M. Cecil

Laugh at your mistakes and praise yourself for learning from them

The most important part of Christmas is the first six letters.

“True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.”

A minute’s success pays the failure of years

“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday, ‘yesterday.’”

Jimmy Fallon

I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

“The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.”

Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

They misunderestimated me…

George W Bush

“I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.”

Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.

Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

“It’s like their own personal equipment, like you have pens.”

General Syarwan Hamid of Indonasia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets.

It will be years – not in my time – before a woman will become Prime Minister…

Margaret Thatcher

“I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.”

Ron Atkinson

“And as Mansell comes into the pits, he’s quite literally sweating his eyeballs out.”

UK Sports coverage on TV

“Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no.”

Police detective questioning a wounded officer

The team has come along slow but fast.

Casey Stengel

No audience will ever be able to take more than ten minutes of animation…

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet”

Al Gore

“A ‘No Parking’ sign at a certain location means…”

multiple choice question on NY State learner’s permit test

“Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine.”

Radio news announcer

“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.”

Stuart Pearce

I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.

Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.