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“It’s not what I do, but the way I do it. It’s not what I say, but the way I say it.”

Mae West

Without God we can’t. Without us He won’t.

In taking revenge a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior. ~Thomas Fuller

Do not judge and you will never be mistaken
 

How can you expect God to speak in that gentle and inward voice which melts the soul, when you are making so much noise with your rapid reflections? Be silent, and God will speak again.

Francois Fenelon

Love rules without rules.

Instead of a gem, or even a flower, cast the gift of a lovely thought into the heart of a friend.

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses

What isn’t won in prayer first, is never won at all.

Malcolm Cronk

There is no saint here who can out-believe God.God never out-promised Himself yet. ~C.H. Spurgeon

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it’s not
going to go away

“Small numbers make no difference to God. There is nothing small if God is in it.” Dwight L. Moody

Let Him make our lives narrow; let Him make them intense; let Him make them absolutely His!

A half-truth is a dangerous thing, especially if you have got hold of the wrong half.

“For a soul to come to Jesus, is the grandest event in its history.” Joseph Alleine

Prayer is the very highest energy of which the mind is capable.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

“Anyone can count the seeds in an apple… but only God can count the apples in a seed.”

“Guys aren’t able to get $15 or $20 million anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game.”

Penny Hardaway, NBA Basketball Player

“Mando Machinery Corporation is the undisputed leader in Korea automotive pants industry.”

Press Release from Korean firm

“The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas.”

Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

“Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running.”

Warning label on central air conditioning unit

“I don’t know all the certain words to word it.”

Vanilla Ice, Rap Star, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography

Solitude is a silent storm that breaks down all our dead branches; yet it sends our living roots deeper into the living heart of the living earth.”

Kahlil Gibran

“I didn’t know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song.”

Aggie Pate, at a non-denominational mayor’s breakfast, Fort Worth, Texas

I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door…

“Some people say that one’s personality is reflected off of their car… Well, I have no car.”

Anon

“You can’t just let nature run wild.”

Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor

“Okay, everyone, now inhale… and then dehale!”

Maury Wills, Los Angeles Dodgers captain, leading his teammates through warm-up calisthenics

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau…

“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.”

Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

“Except for his car, he’s the only man on the track.”

Murray Walker, Sportcaster

“We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.”

Parish Magazine

“Man thought hurt, but slightly dead.”

Providence Journal Headline

“I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.”

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

“Man Breaks Leg In Fall Off Bride.”

St. Louis Dispatch Headline (should have read “bridge.”)