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There’s no better sermon than a good example.

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

“Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. Faith is the belief that God will do what is right.” Max Lucado

The issue of faith is not so much whether we believe in God, but whether we believe the God we believe in.

“It is no small thing to be on terms of friendship with God.” Author Unknown

“As jou tong te skerp is kan jy dalk jou eie keel afsny”

Better poor and humble than proud and rich.

Proverbs 16:19

Faith isn’t faith until it’s all you’re holding on to.

Unknown

If you knew that only a few would care that you came, would you still come? If you knew that those you loved would laugh in your face, would you still care? If you knew that the tongues you made would mock you, the mouths you made would spit at you, the hands you made would crucify you, would you still make them?

Christ did.

Max Lucado

The more you are motivated by love, the more fearless and free your actions will be.

Katherine Mansfield

God will not be behind-hand in love to us: for our drop, we shall receive an ocean.

The heart that truly loves never forgets.

We must teach our children that the real measure of their success in life is how much they’d be worth if they had absolutely nothing.

Walt Mueller

God is not tired: you think He is because you are.

God’s never missed the runway through all the centuries of fearful fog.

Jesus alone IS; the rest IS NOT.

Therese of Lisieux

“God’s gifts put man’s best dreams to shame.” Elizabeth Barrett Browning

“I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.”

Marilyn Manson, Singer

“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.”

Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament.

At an early school, when I was about 5, they asked what we wanted to be when we grew up. Everyone said silly things, and I said I wanted to be an actress. So that was what I wanted to be, but what I was, of course, was a writer.

Tanith Lee

In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I’m keeping a chart.

Hillary Clinton

“Bobby Gould thinks I’m trying to stab him in the back. In fact I’m right behind him.”

Stuart Pearson

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

The team has come along slow but fast.

Casey Stengel

I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.

President George Bush

It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human…

George W Bush

During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails

Associated Press

“Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine.”

Radio news announcer

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.”

Yogi Berra, Baseball player

“Well, that was a cliff-dweller.”

Wes Westrum, Baseball coach, about a close game

“Some people say that one’s personality is reflected off of their car… Well, I have no car.”

Anon

“A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.”

Samuel Goldwyn

“Man Breaks Leg In Fall Off Bride.”

St. Louis Dispatch Headline (should have read “bridge.”)

“MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY AT 9 P.M.”

Sign outside bowling alley

“The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.”

Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

“While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind.”

Reason given for insurance claim.