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Be assured, if you walk with Him and look to Him, and expect help from Him, He will never fail you.

“One encounter with Jesus Christ is enough to change you, instantly, forever.” Luis Palau

“I know well that when Christ is nearest, Satan is also busiest.” Robert Murray M’Cheyne

The life of faith does not earn eternal life; it is eternal life; and Christ is its vehicle.

William Temple

Grace: a gift that costs everything for the giver and nothing for the recipient. ~Philip Yancey

“A godly man is a praying man.”

Thomas Watson

Definition of courage: ‘Grace under pressure’

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A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

“Everything comes from love, all is ordained for the salvation of man, God does nothing without this goal in mind.” Catherine of Siena

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.

Robert Louis Stevenson

“The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.”

The Christian life is the only true adventure

Instead of a gem, or even a flower, cast the gift of a lovely thought into the heart of a friend.

“Unless there is within us that which is above us, we shall soon yield to that which is about us.” P.T. Forsyth

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

“Prayer is an end to isolation. It is living our daily life with someone; with Him who alone can deliver us from solitude.” Georges Lefevre

“I don’t know all the certain words to word it.”

Vanilla Ice, Rap Star, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography

“I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

“Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running.”

Ron Pickering

“Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.”

Mickey Rivers, baseball player

“We didn’t lose, we weren’t beaten, we just came in second.”

U.S. commentators, after Canadian Donavon Bailey won the 100 metre gold medal at the 1996 Olympics.

“Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.”

Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull’s team chemistry being overrated.

“If you walk backwards, you’ll find out that you can go forwards and people won’t know if you’re coming or going.”

Casel Stengal, former Baseball player

“Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calendar is ticking.”

Richard Haas, NBC News consultant

“Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.”

Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board, on chlordane.

“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

“The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.”

Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

“We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.”

Parish Magazine

If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed, and it will monitor their heart through the night, and the next morning, if they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.

Mark Fowlr

“I said LUNCH not LAUNCH!!!!”

Nasa Launch Control

“I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.”

Marilyn Manson, Singer

If you’re going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

“I don’t think we learned a lesson; I think it was a learning experience for us.”

Shaquille O’Neal, basketball player, after game 4 of the 2001 NBA finals, on being asked by NBC reporter Jim Gray if LA had learned a lesson from what happened the previous year in Indiana

“Man thought hurt, but slightly dead.”

Providence Journal Headline

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