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People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing.. that’s why we recommend it daily

The most important part of Christmas is the first six letters.

“Faith expects from God what is beyond all expectation.” ~Andrew Murray

Wisdom has two parts 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it.

“Affliction comes to the believer not to make him sad, but sober; not to make him sorry, but wise. Even as the plow enriches the field so that the seed is multiplied a thousandfold, so affliction should magnify our joy and increase our spiritual harvest.” Henry Ward Beecher

Gentle words fall lightly, but have great weight.

“Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.”

Thomas Edison

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

Intelligence is like underwear. We all should have it but we shouldn’t show it off.

Max Lucado

All created things are living in the Hand of God. The senses see only the action of the creatures; but faith sees in everything the action of God.

Jean-Pierre de Caussade

There is nothing that we can see on earth which does not either show the wretchedness of man or the mercy of God. One either sees the powerlessness of man without God, or the strength of man with God.”

You have been created by God and for God, and someday you will stand amazed at the simple yet profound ways He has used you even when you weren’t aware of it.

Kay Arthur

“The love of God is one of the great realities of the universe, a pillar upon which the hope of the world rests. But it is a personal, intimate thing too. God does not love populations, He loves people. He loves not masses, but men.” A. W. Tozer

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

Leo Tolstoy

Life is not about how fast you run or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.

You can do everything else right as a parent, but if you don’t begin with loving God, you’re going to fail.

Alvin Vander Griend

“He who waits on God never waits too long.”

Chuck Wagner

The soul can split the sky in two, and let the face of God shine through.

Behavior is a mirror in which every one displays his own image

Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.

Carol Malia

“Man Breaks Leg In Fall Off Bride.”

St. Louis Dispatch Headline (should have read “bridge.”)

"The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet."

Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

“I said LUNCH not LAUNCH!!!!”

Nasa Launch Control

“I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.”

Ron Atkinson

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible.

George Burns

“You can’t just let nature run wild.”

Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor

“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.”

Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

Oh – I’m so sorry, I didn’t recognize you without your…

Lady Diana Cooper to Queen Elizabet

“A ‘No Parking’ sign at a certain location means…”

multiple choice question on NY State learner’s permit test

If you’re going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

“It’s like their own personal equipment, like you have pens.”

General Syarwan Hamid of Indonasia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets.

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.”

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.”

Stuart Pearce

“It is thought that Raj Mohammed Poselay was beaten to death, possibly during a family fun day in the park.”

Newspaper, Wolverton Express & Star (UK)

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Yogi Berra

“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday, ‘yesterday.’”

Jimmy Fallon

“Okay, everyone, now inhale… and then dehale!”

Maury Wills, Los Angeles Dodgers captain, leading his teammates through warm-up calisthenics

As I said before, I never repeat myself.