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Why must the phrase “It’s none of my business” always be followed by the word “but”?

If a church wants a better pastor, it can get one by praying for the one it has.

Robert E. Harris

Beethoven once said of Rossini that he had in him the making of a great musician if only he had some difficulties to struggle with and some failures. Beethoven understood from his own experience that struggle produces greatness.

Ludwig van Beethoven

God smiles when we love him supremely.

Rick Warren

Always try to beat yourself, this will develop contentment in you and other people will also love you due to this virtue.

Kind words make good echoes.

Unknown

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.

We can’t take any credit for our talents. It’s how we use them that counts.

When we put our cares in God’s hands, He puts His peace in our hearts.

What is in the well of your heart will show up in the bucket of your speech.

Nothing is so strong as gentleness. Nothing is so gentle as real strength.

“Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world.”

Miguel de Cervantes

“God hath given to man a short time here upon earth, and yet upon this short time eternity depends.” Jeremy Taylor

“You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one.”

Henry David Thoreau

“There is only one relationship that matters, and that is your personal relationship to a personal Redeemer and Lord. Let everything else go, but maintain that at all cost, and God will fulfill His purpose through your life. (This includes meeting the needs of your heart.) One individual life may be of priceless value to God’s purposes, and yours may be that life.” Oswald Chambers

We walk by faith. We walk in love. But we walk by faith and in love because of hope.

When you are grateful fear disappears and abundance appears.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Yogi Berra

The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It’s only the people who make them unsafe.

Mayor Frank Rizzo

“Mando Machinery Corporation is the undisputed leader in Korea automotive pants industry.”

Press Release from Korean firm

“I said LUNCH not LAUNCH!!!!”

Nasa Launch Control

“Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers.”

Murray Walker, Sportscaster

“After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.”

Sign in a British office.

“Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he’s pretty old. He’s thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is.”

Ron Fairley, Giants broadcaster

“Except for his car, he’s the only man on the track.”

Murray Walker, Sportcaster

“You can’t just let nature run wild.”

Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor

“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

You guys are unique in your own way

Mia Hammond

“I didn’t know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song.”

Aggie Pate, at a non-denominational mayor’s breakfast, Fort Worth, Texas

“A verbal contract is not worth the paper it’s written on.”

Samuel Goldwyn

“SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt – prepare for accident.”

Sign on backseat of Taxi

“Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.”

Safari park sign

“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.”

Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament.

“The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.”

Gerry Brown

"The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet."

Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible.

George Burns