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Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

The way to worry about nothing is to pray about everything.

God is not disillusioned with us. He never had any illusions to begin with. ~Luis Palau

“Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged.”

Ronald Reagan

“A theology without spirituality would be a sterile academic exercise.”

John Macquarrie

If you want to stand high, think high.

“God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially formed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain.” C. S. Lewis

“We hand folks over to God’s mercy, and show none ourselves.”

George Eliot

It is comforting to know that the God who guides us sees tomorrow more clearly than we see yesterday.

A helping word to one in trouble
is often like a switch on a railroad track, but one inch between wreck and
smooth rolling prosperity.

“I may no longer depend on pleasant impulses to bring me before the Lord. I must rather respond to principles I know to be right, whether I feel them to be enjoyable or not.” Jim Elliot

Why must the phrase “It’s none of my business” always be followed by the word “but”?

Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.

“If I didn’t have spiritual faith, I would be a pessimist. But I’m an optimist. I’ve read the last page in the Bible. It’s all going to turn out all right.” Billy Graham

Iets wat jy kan gee en nog steeds hou is jou woord.

Something you can give and still retain is you word.

No child of God sins to that degree as to make himself incapable of forgiveness. ~Bunyan, John

You don’t have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body

“When you come to the end of all the light you know, and it’s time to step into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing that one of two things will happen: Either you will be given something solid to stand on or you will be taught to fly.” Edward Teller

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”

Sign in Men’s clothing store

“SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt – prepare for accident.”

Sign on backseat of Taxi

“In a sense it’s a one-man show… except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper.”

John Motson, BBC1

“Our strength is that we don’t have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don’t have any real strengths.”

Frank Broyles, College football coach

“Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no.”

Police detective questioning a wounded officer

“We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work.)”

Sign on door of repair shop

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.

Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

“We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite”

Murray Walker, Sportscaster

I don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.

Al McGuire

“I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.”

Ron Atkinson

They misunderestimated me…

George W Bush

Oh – I’m so sorry, I didn’t recognize you without your…

Lady Diana Cooper to Queen Elizabet

As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

Weisert

“I’m convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.”

Milos Forman, Film director

“Man shots neighbor with machete.”

Miami Herald, headline

If you’re going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

“Man Breaks Leg In Fall Off Bride.”

St. Louis Dispatch Headline (should have read “bridge.”)

“The FA are still optimistic about England’s bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six.”

Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

George Burns