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“There are only 2 reasons everyone is not a christian: 1) They do not know a Christian or… 2) They do.” Author Unknown

Prayer is the very highest energy of which the mind is capable.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

“Perhaps the transformation of the disciples of Jesus is the greatest evidence of all for the resurrection.” John R. W. Stott

Prayer crowns God with the honor and glory due to His name, and God crowns prayer with assurance and comfort. The most praying souls are the most assured souls.

Thomas Brooks

“Lord please give me the patience to listen, the courage to speak, the honor to follow, and the wisdom to lead.” Author Unknown

“There are two ways to get enough: one is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less.” G. K. Chesterton

Opportunities are like sunrises –  if you wait too long, you miss them.

When nothing is sure, everything is possible.

“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”

Maya Angelou

“The mark of a saint is not perfection, but consecration. A saint is not a man without faults, but a man who has given himself without reserve to God.” W. T. Richardson

God will not permit any troubles to come upon us, unless He has a specific plan by which great blessing can come out of the difficulty.

Ignorance might be bliss to you, but it’s agony to everyone around you.

“Everything comes from love, all is ordained for the salvation of man, God does nothing without this goal in mind.” Catherine of Siena

Children are not things to be molded, but are people to be unfolded.
Jess Lair

“Have faith, knowing tomorrow will hold the blessings of God.”

Jesus came into the world so we could know, once and for all, that God is concerned about the way we live, the way we believe, and the way we die. ~Billy Graham

“When you attack the roots of sin, fix your thought more on the God you desire than on the sin you abhor.” Walter Hilton

Moenie veiligheidsreels per ongeluk leer nie.

Don’t learn security rules by accident

"The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet."

Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

“In a sense it’s a one-man show… except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper.”

John Motson, BBC1

You read what Disraeli had to say. I don’t remember what he said. He said something. He’s no longer with us.

Bob Dole

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”

Dan Quayle

Louis Pasteur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction…

Pierre Pachet, 1872

“I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.”

“Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.”

Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.

“The FA are still optimistic about England’s bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six.”

Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman

“I’m convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.”

Milos Forman, Film director

I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.

President George Bush

“Man shots neighbor with machete.”

Miami Herald, headline

“While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind.”

Reason given for insurance claim.

I feel my best when I’m happy.

Winona Ryder

I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door…

Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Yogi Berra

“I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.”

Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

“The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.”

Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

“Some people say that one’s personality is reflected off of their car… Well, I have no car.”

Anon