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With God, saying and doing are not two things as they are with men. God will do what He has said.

“He who waits on God never waits too long.”

Chuck Wagner

Sometimes we’re pushing on the door we want God to open, while his sign says “Pull.”

Martha Bolton

A successful team is a group of many hands but of one mind.

God does not tell us what He is going to do, He reveals who He is.

God warns us that seeking our own brand of contentment apart from Him is futile, for “the bed is too short to stretch out on, the blanket too narrow to wrap around you.”

Marsha Crockett

Never underestimate Jesus, because He will just prove you wrong. ~Brian Gurney

“Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”

G.K. Chesterson

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses

Always try to beat yourself, this will develop contentment in you and other people will also love you due to this virtue.

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.

“Faith is the conviction that God knows more than we do about this life and He will get us through it.” Max Lucado

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done.

“Peace reigns where our Lord reigns.” — Julian of Norwich

“To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world.” Author Unknown

“Don’t go through life, GROW through life.”

“The more we meditate on the cross, the deeper our companionship and knowledge gets of Christ the Lord.” Pishoy Kamel

“Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.”

Thomas Jefferson

“I don’t see the big picture. I don’t have a clue. But I know God does. I’m going to declare that, even if I don’t feel it right now.” Steven Curtis Chapman

“Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.”

“Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers.”

Murray Walker, Sportscaster

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”

George Gobel

They misunderestimated me…

George W Bush

“SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt – prepare for accident.”

Sign on backseat of Taxi

“We’d like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles.”

Wesley Bolin, Governor

“Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.”

Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.

“It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.”

Zsa Zsa Gabor, on the jury used for her assault trial.

“Did people build this, or did Indians?”

Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.”

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

“I’m convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.”

Milos Forman, Film director

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.”

Yogi Berra, Baseball player

“I don’t know all the certain words to word it.”

Vanilla Ice, Rap Star, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography

It is impossible to transmit speech electrically. The ‘telephone’ is as mythical as the unicorn.
Professor Johann Christian Poggendorrf, Germany physicist and chemist, 1860

“Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.”

Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board, on chlordane.

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

“Man Breaks Leg In Fall Off Bride.”

St. Louis Dispatch Headline (should have read “bridge.”)

“They are not jackbooted Nazi thugs. They are merely German policemen in spiffy uniforms here to help us.”

“Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running.”

Ron Pickering