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“Perhaps the transformation of the disciples of Jesus is the greatest evidence of all for the resurrection.” John R. W. Stott

“When life caves in, you do not need reasons — you need comfort. You do not need some answers — you need someone. And Jesus does not come to us with an explanation — He comes to us with His presence.” Bob Benson

Begin to weave and God will give the thread.

Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of intelligent effort.

There are too many people praying for mountains of difficulty to be removed, when what they really need is courage to climb them.

Man is so made that when anything fires his soul, impossibilities vanish.

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.

Do your best and then sleep in peace. God Is Awake

Unselfish and noble actions are the most radiant pages in the biography of souls.

True freedom from fear consists of totally resigning one’s life into the hands of the Lord.

David Wilkerson

When you are grateful fear disappears and abundance appears.

Leave the broken, irreversible past in God’s hands, and step out into the invincible future with Him.

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal.

Napoleon Hill

The most important part of Christmas is the first six letters.

You can’t keep trouble from coming, but you don’t have to give it a chair to sit on.

“To handle yourself, use your head. To handle others, use your heart.”

You don’t have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there

What soap is to the body, tears are for the soul.

Jewish Proverb

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

Anonymous Traffic Report

“I’m gonna live forever, or die trying.”

Joseph Heller

“SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt – prepare for accident.”

Sign on backseat of Taxi

In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I’m keeping a chart.

Hillary Clinton

No audience will ever be able to take more than ten minutes of animation…

“After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.”

Sign in a British office.

Rural Americans are real Americans. There’s no doubt about that…

Dan Quayle

“They are not jackbooted Nazi thugs. They are merely German policemen in spiffy uniforms here to help us.”

“A brain scan revealed Andrew Caddick is not suffering from a stress fracture of the shin.”

Jo Sheldon

“My appetite is so good that I can eat the tablecloth right off the chair.”

Joseph Moakley, Massachusetts representative

“That’s just the tip of the ice cube.”

Neil Hamilton, BBC2

“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”

Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

“Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running.”

Ron Pickering

“MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY AT 9 P.M.”

Sign outside bowling alley

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”

Dan Quayle

“I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.”

Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer

“A ‘No Parking’ sign at a certain location means…”

multiple choice question on NY State learner’s permit test

“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.”

Stuart Pearce