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A Good Samaritan IS coming your way. And when things get better for you, it’s your turn to be one.

“If God led you to it, He will lead you through it.”

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word – excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.

Pearl S. Buck

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

The more you are motivated by love, the more fearless and free your actions will be.

Katherine Mansfield

Preaching should break a hard heart and heal a broken one.

John Newton

“Great acts are made up of small deeds.”

Lao Tzu

“We hand folks over to God’s mercy, and show none ourselves.”

George Eliot

He became what we are that He might make us what He is.

“I don’t see the big picture. I don’t have a clue. But I know God does. I’m going to declare that, even if I don’t feel it right now.” Steven Curtis Chapman

“Background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.”

The center of God’s will is our only safety

If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light. Take off all your envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness and fears.

“A single grateful thought raised to heaven is the most perfect prayer.”

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

“There is nothing we can do to make God love us more; there is nothing we can do to make God love us less.” Philip Yancey

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

Laugh at your mistakes and praise yourself for learning from them

It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human…

George W Bush

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

“I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.”

During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails

Associated Press

Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.

Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.”

Spike Milligan

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”

George Gobel

“The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas.”

Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

At an early school, when I was about 5, they asked what we wanted to be when we grew up. Everyone said silly things, and I said I wanted to be an actress. So that was what I wanted to be, but what I was, of course, was a writer.

Tanith Lee

If you’re going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday, ‘yesterday.’”

Jimmy Fallon

“I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

“After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.”

Sign in a British office.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

George Burns

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.”

Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

“I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.”

Marilyn Manson, Singer

“Except for his car, he’s the only man on the track.”

Murray Walker, Sportcaster

“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.”

Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

“In a sense it’s a one-man show… except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper.”

John Motson, BBC1