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“Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world.”

Miguel de Cervantes

“It is impossible to comfort men’s hearts with the love of God when their feet are perishing with cold.” William Booth

“Men love to be encouraged by false hopes; the world is full of quack remedies for sin.” J. Gresham Machen

When you are grateful fear disappears and abundance appears.

Because of God’s grace, failure is never final.

God understands our prayers even when we can’t find the words to say them.

“Wicked men obey from fear; good men, from love.” Aristotle

“The mark of a saint is not perfection, but consecration. A saint is not a man without faults, but a man who has given himself without reserve to God.” W. T. Richardson

Laugh at your mistakes and praise yourself for learning from them

“We don’t follow him in order to be loved, we are loved so we follow him.” Neil Anderson

“The voices of the world are loud and sparse, but the voice of God is a constant whisper.” Benjamin J. Elger

“Never, never pin your whole faith on any human being: not if he is the best and wisest in the whole world. There are lots of nice things you can do with sand; but do not try building a house on it.” C. S. Lewis

“The true Christian is like sandalwood, which imparts its fragrance to the axe which cuts it, without doing any harm in return.”

Sundar Singh

“Expect great things from God, attempt great things for God.” William Carey

God stands fast as your rock, steadfast as your safeguard, sleepless as your watcher, valiant as your champion

God rarely allows a person to see how great a blessing he is to others.

“There is nothing we can do to make God love us more; there is nothing we can do to make God love us less.” Philip Yancey

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.

Clement of Alexandria

One has to expect the level of violence will either stay where it is or go up or…

Donald Rumsfeld

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.”

Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

“I’m convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.”

Milos Forman, Film director

“That’s just the tip of the ice cube.”

Neil Hamilton, BBC2

“MIDNIGHT BOWLING SATURDAY AT 9 P.M.”

Sign outside bowling alley

The atomic bomb will never go off, and I speak as an expert in explosives…

I don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.

Al McGuire

“Man Breaks Leg In Fall Off Bride.”

St. Louis Dispatch Headline (should have read “bridge.”)

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Yogi Berra

Radio has no future…

“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.”

Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.”

Spike Milligan

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

George Burns

“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.”

Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

“Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no.”

Police detective questioning a wounded officer

“Mando Machinery Corporation is the undisputed leader in Korea automotive pants industry.”

Press Release from Korean firm

“Guys aren’t able to get $15 or $20 million anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game.”

Penny Hardaway, NBA Basketball Player

I feel my best when I’m happy.

Winona Ryder

My main hope for myself is to be where I am.

Woody Harrelson