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One-half the troubles of this life can be traced to saying “yes” too quickly and not saying “no” soon enough.

Josh Billings

God understands our prayers even when we can’t find the words to say them.

Prayer is God’s ordained way to bring His miracle power to bear in human need. ~Wesley L. Duewel

Make two homes for yourself my daughter. One actual home and another spiritual home, which you carry with you always.

Catherine of Siena

He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past.

A Good Samaritan IS coming your way. And when things get better for you, it’s your turn to be one.

Remember, you are the only one who can keep you from becoming the person God wants you to be.

Neil Anderson

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

The secret of peace within, and power without, is to be always and only occupied with Christ. ~E. Schuyler English

He who does not live in some degree for others, hardly lives for himself.

Montaigne

“There is nothing we can do to make God love us more; there is nothing we can do to make God love us less.” Philip Yancey

There is no safer place for your hopes and dreams than in the loving hands of your faithful Father.

Leslie Ludy

When nothing is sure, everything is possible.

“Prayer is exhaling the spirit of man and inhaling the spirit of

Man is born broken; he lives by mending. The Grace of God is the glue.

Eugene O’Neill

Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessary to a worthwhile achievement.

Henry Ford

When looking at faults, use a mirror, not a telescope.

Yazid Ibrahim

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

“Well, that was a cliff-dweller.”

Wes Westrum, Baseball coach, about a close game

“It is thought that Raj Mohammed Poselay was beaten to death, possibly during a family fun day in the park.”

Newspaper, Wolverton Express & Star (UK)

You read what Disraeli had to say. I don’t remember what he said. He said something. He’s no longer with us.

Bob Dole

Louis Pasteur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction…

Pierre Pachet, 1872

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

You guys are unique in your own way

Mia Hammond

Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver.

Carol Malia

“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.”

Spike Milligan

“Did people build this, or did Indians?”

Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park

Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.

“Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.”

“The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.”

Gerry Brown

I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.

President George Bush

I cannot tell you how grateful I am — I am filled with humidity.

Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

“Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber.”

Ad in Arizona Republic

“If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”

“And as Mansell comes into the pits, he’s quite literally sweating his eyeballs out.”

UK Sports coverage on TV

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau…

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President