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Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair.

G.K.Chesterton

“To the man who pleases Him, God gives wisdom, knowledge and happiness.”

Ecclesiastes 2:26

“I have held many things in my hands, and have lost them all; but whatever I have placed in God’s hands, that I still possess.” — Martin Luther

The greatest waste in the world is the difference between what we are and what we could be.

Ben Herbster

A humble heart is like a magnet that draws the favor of God toward us. Jim Cymbala

“Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not” ~Samuel Johnson

Every Christian is born great because he is born for heaven.

“We Christians must simplify our lives or lose untold treasures on earth and in eternity. Modern civilization is so complex as to make the devotional life all but impossible. The need for solitude and quietness was never greater than it is today.” A. W. Tozer

You yourself are the writer of your faith, write down it with your determination, will power, hard work and consistency.

The more arguments you win, the less friends you will have.

Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air…but only for one second without hope.

Hal Lindsey

You are not finished when you lose. You are finished when you quit.

Happiness can exist only in acceptance

Some people think God does not like to be troubled with our constant asking. The way to trouble God is not to come to Him at all.

“I know well that when Christ is nearest, Satan is also busiest.” Robert Murray M’Cheyne

“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.”

Our walk counts far more than our talk

Our lives end the day we become silent about the things that matter.

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.”

Yogi Berra, Baseball player

I do not like this word “bomb.” It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.

Jacques le Blanc

Radio has no future…

“Man Breaks Leg In Fall Off Bride.”

St. Louis Dispatch Headline (should have read “bridge.”)

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

Robert McCloskey

“I have no political ambitions for myself or my children.”

Joseph P. Kennedy, 1936

I’ve always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.”

Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries.

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet”

Al Gore

“My appetite is so good that I can eat the tablecloth right off the chair.”

Joseph Moakley, Massachusetts representative

“It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.”

Zsa Zsa Gabor, on the jury used for her assault trial.

“The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas.”

Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

No audience will ever be able to take more than ten minutes of animation…

“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”

Sign in Men’s clothing store

“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.”

Tom Lasorda, former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament.

“It’s like their own personal equipment, like you have pens.”

General Syarwan Hamid of Indonasia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets.

You read what Disraeli had to say. I don’t remember what he said. He said something. He’s no longer with us.

Bob Dole

It is impossible to transmit speech electrically. The ‘telephone’ is as mythical as the unicorn.
Professor Johann Christian Poggendorrf, Germany physicist and chemist, 1860

“Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.”

Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board, on chlordane.

“That’s inches away from being millimetre perfect.”

Ted Lowe