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Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done.

“You’ll never realize Jesus is all you need until Jesus is all you’ve got.” Mother Teresa

“When you come to the end of all the light you know, and it’s time to step into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing that one of two things will happen: Either you will be given something solid to stand on or you will be taught to fly.” Edward Teller

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart.

“Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.” Leo Buscaglia

“There are two ways to get enough: one is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less.” G. K. Chesterton

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.” Abraham Lincoln

“If any man should ask me what is the first, second, and third part of being a Christian, I must answer “Action!””

Thomas Brooks

Apart from Christ we know neither what our life nor our death is; we do not know what God is nor what we ourselves are.

Blaise Pascal

God has not departed because the day is dark

Iets wat jy kan gee en nog steeds hou is jou woord.

Something you can give and still retain is you word.

The Next Time The Devil Reminds You Of Your Sin, take one look at your sin and ten looks at Jesus.

Robert Murray McCheyne

The Holy Spirit is the secret of the power in my life. All I have to do is surrender my life to Him.

Kathryn Kuhlman

Why must the phrase “It’s none of my business” always be followed by the word “but”?

“Faith is the conviction that God knows more than we do about this life and He will get us through it.” Max Lucado

Ignorance might be bliss to you, but it’s agony to everyone around you.

“Change before you have to.”

Heaven is full of answers to prayers for which no one ever bothered to ask.

Billy Graham

If you want to convince others about the value of Christianity – live it!

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

David Garcia

“Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.”

Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull’s team chemistry being overrated.

“A ‘No Parking’ sign at a certain location means…”

multiple choice question on NY State learner’s permit test

“We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.”

Parish Magazine

“We didn’t lose, we weren’t beaten, we just came in second.”

U.S. commentators, after Canadian Donavon Bailey won the 100 metre gold medal at the 1996 Olympics.

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.”

Yogi Berra, Baseball player

“Everything that can be invented has been invented.”

Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

“Except for his car, he’s the only man on the track.”

Murray Walker, Sportcaster

They misunderestimated me…

George W Bush

“Mando Machinery Corporation is the undisputed leader in Korea automotive pants industry.”

Press Release from Korean firm

“Okay, everyone, now inhale… and then dehale!”

Maury Wills, Los Angeles Dodgers captain, leading his teammates through warm-up calisthenics

“They are not jackbooted Nazi thugs. They are merely German policemen in spiffy uniforms here to help us.”

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”

Dan Quayle

“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.”

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.”

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

“It’s like their own personal equipment, like you have pens.”

General Syarwan Hamid of Indonasia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets.

I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always agree with them.

President George Bush

My main hope for myself is to be where I am.

Woody Harrelson

“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.”

Stuart Pearce