The holy man
A holy man walked into a pizza parlor.
“Make me one with everything,” he said to the waiter.
When the holy man got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a R200 note. The owner pocketed the note.
The holy man said, “Don’t I get change?”
The owner said, “Change must come from within.”
Major League Snacks
I took my son to his first Major League baseball game when he was four.
The game was delayed, so we spent our time talking and eating everything the concession had to offer:
Hot dogs, pretzels, nachos, pizza, soda, peanuts, ice cream, and cotton candy.
About a year later, I asked my son if he’d like to go to another game.
He thought about it for a moment and then replied, “No, thanks, Dad. I’m really not that hungry.”
Medically Speaking
The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.”
“Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”
“OK,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”
