Accidents
A cowboy went to buy an insurance policy and the agent asked, “Have you ever had an accident?”
“Nope,” replied the cowboy, “but last summer, a bronco kicked in two of my ribs… and a couple of years ago, a rattlesnake bit me on the ankle.”
“Wouldn’t you call those accidents?” quizzed the puzzled agent.
“Naw,” the cowboy replied. “They did it on purpose!”
Sick and tired
“How are things going with you?”
“So so. I left my job, because of illness and fatigue.”
“Sorry to hear that. What happened?”
“My boss got sick and tired of me.”
First service
The little girl went to church for the first time. As she was leaving with her parents, the minister asked how she had liked church.
“I liked the music,” she replied, “but the commercial was too long.”
