Best Friend Test This is a fool proof Best Friend Test. If you don’t believe it, just try this- Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you? By Jove! Sherlock Holmes […]
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Watch This A C-130 Hercules cargo plane was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, ‘watch this!’ and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic
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Goober In Library A goober walked up to the front desk of the library and said, “I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I’ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!” The librarian replied, “Oh, you must be
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When I Grow Up A mother’s four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of the Ice Capades. She was so mesmerized that she wouldn’t budge from her seat, even during intermission. She watched the activity while the ice was cleaned. At the end of the show, she exclaimed, “I know
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Girlfriend’s expensive education As a man was walking down the street, he saw one of his friends, looking glum. “What’s the matter, buddy?” “Oh, it’s my girlfriend.” “What’s the matter with your girlfriend?” “Well, she’s been acting sort of distant lately, so last night I asked her if she couldn’t
May I borrow her? My wife took our five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched her mother try on outfit after outfit, exclaiming each time, “Mommy, you look beautiful!” A woman in the next dressing room called out, “Can I borrow your daughter for a moment?” Years younger
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Afrikaans Graad 8Maak ‘n sin met “ter aarde bestel” – Wie op ter aarde bestel so ‘n groot koek? Wiskunde Graad 9Gee die formule om die oppervlakte van ‘n sirkel te bepaal. – Paai straal kordaat. Aardrykskunde Graad 10Hoe het berge ontstaan? – Deur baie sterk winde. Rekenaarstudie Graad 12Waarom
Grateful teacher After school one day, a young first-grade boy was sitting at the kitchen table, eating his afternoon snack, when he blurted out, “Mom, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.” The boy’s mother replied, “That’s nice
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