Best Friend Test
This is a fool proof Best Friend Test. Â If you don’t believe it, just try this-
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
By Jove!
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.
They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, look up. What do you see?
“Well, I see thousands of stars.”
“And what does that mean to you?”
“Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?”
“To me, it means someone has stolen our tent.”
A question
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be “delighted”?
