What’s worse?
What’s worse finding a worm in a apple?
A half eaten worm!
Birthday gift
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Dinosaur Highway
A goober was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The goober exclaimed,
“Wow. I can’t believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!”
Happy Birthday
Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard the USS Reeves, bound for
Looking forward to celebrating his 21st birthday on July 22, he consoled himself every night during his extra duty by reciting, “They can bust me, they can fine me – but they can’t take away my birthday.”
As July 2 approached, his excitement increased. When he went to bed on July 21, he happily repeated, “They can bust me, they can fine me – but they can’t take away my birthday.”
The next morning, he found out that the ship had crossed the international date line – and it was July 23.
