Brazilian Jungle
Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle.
“I’m here,” declared one, “to commune with nature in the raw, to contemplate the eternal verities and to widen my horizons. And you, sir?”
“I,” sighed the second explorer, “came because my young daughter has begun violin lessons.”
Anniversary Flight
On an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple’s 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and asked how they had done it.
“It all felt like five minutes…” the gentleman said slowly.
The stewardess had just begun to remark on what a sweet statement that was when he finished his sentence with a word that earned him a sharp smack on the head:
“…underwater.”
Argument
A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a field full of mules, the wife sarcastically asked, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the husband replied, “In-laws.”
