Gifted hamster
A mangy looking guy who goes into a restaurant and orders food. The waiter says, “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.”
The guy says, “You’re right. I don’t have any money, but if I show you something you haven’t seen before, will you give me the food?”
“Deal!” replies the waiter.
The guy reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He puts the hamster on the counter and it runs to the end, across the room, up the piano, jumps on the keyboard, and starts playing Gershwin songs. And the hamster is really good.
The waiter says, “You’re right. I’ve never seen anything like that before. That hamster is truly good on the piano.”
The guy downs the hamburger he ordered and asks the waiter for another. “Money or another miracle,” says the waiter.
The guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on the counter, and the frog starts to sing. He has a marvelous voice and great pitch. A fine singer. A stranger from the other end of the counter runs over to the guy and offers him R3000 for the frog. The guy says, “It’s a deal.” He takes the money and gives the stranger the frog. The stranger runs out of the restaurant.
The waiter says to the guy, “Are you crazy? You sold a singing frog for R3000? It must have been worth millions.”
“Not so”, says the guy, “the hamster is also a ventriloquist.”
Goliath’s Grief!
Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a stone? Because nothing like this had ever entered his mind before.
The Angry Atheist
The story is told of the Atheist who accosted a preacher.
“Do you believe in eternal life?” The preacher has no time to reply.
“Well its a load of rubbish!” shouted the Atheist. “I believe in science, evolution, survival of the fittest, and when we die, that’s it! No eternal life, no great judgement, and no God!”
The Atheist continues his assault against the preacher repetitiously and tirelessly. “Eternal life! Eternal life! Ha! “Its all pie in the sky when you die.” When I die that’s it, the end, no eternal life, no nothing.
He continues, until he reaches his climax, “I will be buried six feet under when I die and that’s it! Nothing! Caput!
When I die I am utterly convinced that that will be the end of me!”
“Well thank God for that” replies the preacher!
