“Babies at the Mall”
A young mother was standing outside a mall holding her six-month-old baby and her sister’s three-month-old baby.
Two elderly women approached the mother. “Are they twins?” one asked.
“No, they’re three months apart.”
“My! You sure had them close together.”
Fly swatting
A woman walked into her house to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting Flies” he responded.
“Oh, killing any?” she asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”
He responded, “Three were on the TV remote, 2 were on the phone.”
Child Psychology
A new teacher thought she would use what she learned in her psychology courses. She said to her class, “Everyone who thinks they are stupid, please stand up.”
After a few seconds, one boy stood. “Do you think you’re stupid?” she asked.
“No, ma’am, but I just didn’t want you to have to stand there all by yourself.”
