Telephone conversation Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. MAN: “Hello.” WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes.” WOMAN: “I am at
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Favorite parable “What is your favorite parable?” the Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny. He answered, “I like the one where every- body loafs and fishes.” Who wants and who does “Remember…a developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods. An environmentalist is someone who already
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Delay “I’m sorry about the delay, Reverend,” the passport officer said. “Everyone waits until the last moment to get ready for a trip they know they are going to take.” “I understand,” the minister said. “I have the same problem in my business.” Â Harmful environmental effects Students at school
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Getting lost Two hunters got lost in the woods. The first hunter said, “Don’t worry. All we have to do is shoot into the air three times, stay where we are, and someone will find us.” So they shot in the air three times, but no one came. After a
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Jesus’s Grandmother The little boy came home from his first day at Sunday School. He told his mother that his Sunday school teacher was Jesus’ granny. “How did you reach that conclusion?” his mother asked. “Well, she never stops talking about Jesus,” he replied. Education “So, how are you getting
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Duck trouble A big city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked
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“Dirty Hands in Class” A teacher sees a student entering the classroom, his hands are very dirty. She stopped him and said, “John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?” Smiling the boy replied, “I think I
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“Fine Furniture” As the woman was instructing the new maid on the great care required in handling certain valuable household objects. She pointed to the dining room and said with great satisfaction, “That table goes back to Louis the Fourteenth.” “Oh, that’s nothing,” the maid interjected. “My whole living-room set
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“Empty Nests” At the company water cooler, I bragged about my children’s world travels: one son was teaching in Bolivia, another was working in southern Italy, and my daughter was completing a year-long research project in India. One co-worker’s quip, however, stopped me short. “What is it about you,” he
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Job security After being laid off from three jobs in the past year, Van was hired to work in a warehouse. Unfortunately, one day he lost control of the forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said, “I’m sorry, Van,
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