Getting lost
Two hunters got lost in the woods. The first hunter said, “Don’t worry. All we have to do is shoot into the air three times, stay where we are, and someone will find us.”
So they shot in the air three times, but no one came. After a while, they tried it again; still no response.
Finally the second hunter said, “I suppose we can try again, but it better work this time. We’re down to our last three arrows.”
Most successful
One of the most successful inventors of all time was the man who invented the hay-bailing machine. Needless to say, he made a bundle.
Time for glasses
I believe my little daughter wants a pair of glasses. I don’t know why she does. Perhaps glasses are now “cool” to have in school? But though she sees just fine, she still says she needs glasses.
I took her to the eye doctor just to check it out though. She was asked to read the bottom row of letters on the eye chart.
She said, “All right, I can see the ‘O’ and the ‘P’ and the ‘T,’ but not the ‘N’ and the ‘Z.'”
