Heredity
Father, Mother and their three
sons, John (the oldest), Mike (the middle child) and Steve (the youngest) are
conversing around the table after dinner. The subject of traits of parents
being passed on to children comes up.
The Father says, “John has
my eyes, Mike has my creativity and Steve has my intelligence.”
Steve responds, “Daddy,
what’s intelligence”?
Heard
on a public bus in
“When you exit the bus,
please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.” “If you miss
your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language.
Thank you.”
Music
Director
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one
drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance
simply didn’t improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, “When
a musician just can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given
help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a
drummer.” A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: “And
if he can’t handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a
conductor.”
