Like Mother, Like
Daughter
A young lady comes
home from a date, rather sad. Her mother asks, “What’s the matter,
honey”?
“Anthony
proposed to me an hour ago.”
“Then why are
you so sad”?
“Because he’s
an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a Hell!”
“Marry him
anyway, dear. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is!”
Two Wives
Two old guys are
pushing their carts around Pick and Pay when they collide.
The first old guy
says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I
guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.
The second old guy
says, “That’s okay. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I
can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”
The first old guy
says, Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like”?
The second old guy
says, “Well, she is 27-years-old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes.
What does your wife
look like”?
To which the first
old guy says, “Doesn’t matter, let’s look for yours!”
Mom Used to Be
A four-year-old was
showing a little friend the family photos that covered one wall in their
basement.
Out of sight, but
not out of earshot, her mother overheard her say,
“Here’s a
picture of my mommy when she was a little girl. I wasn’t there, but people say
she used to be nice.”
