“Empty Nests”
At the company water cooler, I bragged about my children’s world travels: one son was teaching in
One co-worker’s quip, however, stopped me short. “What is it about you,” he asked, “that makes your kids want to get so far away?”
Who’s last?
Last year I entered the New York City Marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.
The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, “Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?”
I replied: “You really want to know?”
Then I dropped out of the race.
“A Bear, a Lion and a Pig”
A bear, a lion, and a pig meet. I know what your thinking they eat the PIG…NO
The bear says, “If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear.”
The lion says, “If I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me.”
The pig says, “Big deal….I only have to cough, and the entire planet goes into mass panic.”
