One Carton and Six Eggs
This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why on earth did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had eggs.”
Vice Principal Review
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his high-school alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
“I sure was!” answered the host. “He was the biggest jerk I’ve ever met. Did you know him too?”
“Well, not then,” replied the guest. “But my mother married him last Saturday.”
Morning Sickness
Sarah dropped in on her sister Molly and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee, her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.
“What’s wrong Molly?” she asked.
Molly told her that she had morning sickness.
Surprised, Sarah said, “Hurray! I didn’t even know you were pregnant!”
“I’m not,” the harried middle-aged mother replied.
“I’m just sick of mornings.”
