Telephone conversation
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
MAN: “Hello.”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only R 10,000. Is it okay if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “R 550,000.”
MAN: “Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking R10 000 000”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer R 9 500,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
Password
During a recent company password audit, it was found that a certain air-head was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy. When asked why such a big password, the employee said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.
Tonights menu
On the menu tonight: Lime grilled salmon with filet mignon.
Broiled zucchini with melted parmesan. And on the side a green pepper, tomato and cucumber salad with a balsamic vinegar and olive oil dressing.
All I have to do now is go to the store, buy the ingredients and make it.
