What Would You Do? While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. “As you can see,” she says, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what would you do in a case like this?” “Well,” ponders the […]
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What Horse? A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. “What was that for?” he asked. “That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on
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There was a church where the preacher and the song leader were not getting along. As time went by this began to spill over into the worship service.
The first week the preacher preached on commitment and how we all should dedicate ourselves to the service of God.
The song leader lead the song “I Shall not be Moved.”
The second week the preacher preached on tithing and how we all should gladly give to the work of the Lord. The song leader lead the song “Jesus Paid it All.”
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT OF A PASTOR? Pastor Jones had served a church for more than thirty years and was loved by all. He was especially known for his gardening. Unfortunately, his replacement, Pastor Smith, didn’t know a spade from a hoe. One day a church member approached Pastor
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A man walked into a doctor’s office. “What do you have?” the receptionist asked. “Shingles,” he replied. She told him to sit down. Soon a nurse called him and asked, “What do you have?” “Shingles,” he replied. She took his blood pressure, weight, and complete medical history. Then she took
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.” What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.
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Wedding At a wedding rehearsal, the minister told the father of the bride, “As you give your daughter’s hand to the bridegroom, you should say something nice to him.” The father, a grocery-store manager, took the advice. During the wedding ceremony, he placed the bride’s hand on his son-in-law’s arm
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Wet Yet? Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her more than a few “stop and count to 10” periods. Once, after her small son fell into the pond and came home with his good school clothes dripping wet, the exasperated
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Waiter, do you serve crabs? Yes sir, we serve anybody. Waiter, waiter. I don’t like the flies in here. Well come back tomorrow sir, we’ll have some new ones by then. “Waiter! There’s a dead spider in my soup.” “Yes I know, sir. It’s the heat that kills
Waiting Room There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born. The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, “Congratulations you’re the father of twins!” He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.” The second nurse
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