Waiting Room / Little Red Wagon / How Many Programmers?

ImageWaiting Room
There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.
The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, “Congratulations you’re the father of twins!” He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.”
The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, “Congratulations you’re the father of triplets”! He says, “That’s cool! I work for 3M.”
The third father opens the window and jumps out.
The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where’s the third father?”
One of the other fathers said, “Oh he jumped out the window.”
The nurse asks, “Why?”
He replied, “He works for Seven Up!
Little Red Wagon
A firefighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with small ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter takes a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire-truck,” the fire fighter says with high regard.
Thanks,” says girl says!
The firefighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s tail.
“Little lady,” the firefighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replies thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but…then I wouldn’t have a siren!
How Many Programmers?
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a hardware problem.
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