Walking to Town A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, “How long will it take me to get to the next town?” The farmer didn’t answer. The guy waited a bit and
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‘n Seuntjie kom by die huis aan met ‘n hele sak vol lekkergoed in sy hand. Sy Ma onthou dat hy al sy sakgeld al opgebruik het. Heel verbaas vra sy vir hom waar hy die lekkergoed gekry het. “Ek het dit gekoop met die R5 wat Ma vir my
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Wat is ‘n Pa ?
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Pa’s werk baie hart en het baie papier gelt. Pa’s hou baie van teevee kyk op Saterdag. Pa’s wil slaap op Sondag. Pa’s maak braaivlys vir kos en is sterk en sê hille is die baas.
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Pa’s het visstokke, grawe en baie anner goet in die graatsh en hille vee nie uit en stof af nie. Pa’s lees as hille kamer verlaat. Pa’s hou van tannies wat nie gelt het vir kleere nie en wat net kostjums dra.
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V.I.P. Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn’t take it any longer, and told him, “Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of
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 Dominee staan een Sondagoggend op die kansel en spreek sy gemeente toe. “Broers en Susters; ek het goeie en slegte nuus!” “Die goeie nuus is dat ons genoeg geld het om die nuwe sentrum te bou!. Die slegte nuus is dat dit nog steeds in julle sakke is…”
Typing test A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said, “We have a critical shortage of typists. I’ll give you a little test. Type this,” he ordered, giving him a pamphlet to copy and a sheet of paper and pointing to a desk across the
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HOE VOEL DIT
VERLIEF TE RAAK?
OPINIES OOR DIE LIEFDE?
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Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away called his brother and told him, “Do something nice for Uncle Charlie and send me the bill.” Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill
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Tricky Question While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He looked at Tom and asked, “Can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?” Tom leaned
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An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout. “You must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up against here.” The trusty Indian Scout laid down and put
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