Two Weeks Vacation “That’s a great place to work!” shouted my 16-year-old brother after coming home from the first day at his first job. “I get two weeks paid vacation.” I’m so glad,” said my mother. Yeah,” added John. “I can’t wait to find out where they send me.” Life
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Tricky Question While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He looked at Tom and asked, “Can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?” Tom leaned
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TO THE ALTAR My husband is a minister who conducts an expanded altar call at the end of his sermon. He asks those who wish to accept Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior, as well as those with prayers or other requests, to come forward. To the surprise
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Togetherness? A Kansas tornado hit a farmhouse just before dawn one morning. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds, on which the farmer and his wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county. The wife began to cry. ‘Don’t be scared, Mary,’ her husband said.
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 Top ten pickup lines used by Adam 10. “You know you’re the only one for me!” 9. “Do you come here often?” 8. “Trust me, this was meant to be!” 7. “Look around, baby. All the other guys around here are animals!” 6. “I already feel like you’re a
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There you have it It was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, 5-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. Johnny asked them what they were for. “People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked
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They’ll never believe this While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day, I found her staring at
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Things You’ll Never Hear a Mother Say “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?” “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too.” “Just leave all the lights on. It makes the house look more cheery.” “Let me smell that shirt. Yeah, it’s good for
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Time for football A man took his wife, who had no interest in football, to the opening game at the local university. The more dominant opponents battered the home team all over the field. At one point, the referee blew his whistle; the call was unnecessary roughness. “You mean to
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The Wedding The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so asked what was wrong. She replied that she was nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember three things. First, the aisle, because that is what she’ll
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