The Wedding
The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so
asked what was wrong.
She replied that she was nervous and afraid she would
not remember what to do.
The Minister told her that she only needed to
remember three things. First, the aisle, because that is what she’ll be walking
down. Second, the altar, because that is where she will arrive. Finally,
remember hymn because that is the song we will sing during the service. While
the bride was walking in step with the wedding march, family and friends of the
groom were horrified to hear her repeating the words: aisle, altar, hymn…
aisle, altar, hymn.
The congregation thought she was saying “I’ll
alter him.”
‘n Dag af
Dit moes baie moeilik gewees het om in Jesus
se dae ‘n dissipel te gewees het. Verbeel jou jy gaan na Jesus en sê;
“Ek is siek vandag, ek sal nie vandag die
preek
bywoon nie, ek het ‘n verkoue en ek voel koorsagtig…”
“Ekskuus, sê asb net weer…ek is sopas
genees…?”
Surgery
A man was recovering from surgery when a nurse asks
him how he is feeling.
The man replies, “I’m alright, but I didn’t
like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery.”
The nurse asked, “What did he say”?
“OOPS!!!”
