Togetherness? / Flea / Gladys Dunn

Togetherness?

A Kansas tornado hit a farmhouse just before dawn one morning. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds, on which the farmer and his wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county. The wife began to cry.

‘Don’t be scared, Mary,’ her husband said. ‘We’re not hurt.’ Mary continued to cry. ‘I’m not scared,’ she responded between sobs. ‘I’m happy because this is the first time in 14 years we’ve been out together!’

Flea

father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read: “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.” His son asked: “What happened to the flea?”

Gladys Dunn

There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep.

After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting, and said, “Hello, I’m Gladys Dunn.”

And the gentleman replied, “You’re not the only one ma’am, I’m glad it’s done too!!”