‘Don’t be scared, Mary,’ her husband said. ‘We’re not hurt.’ Mary continued to cry. ‘I’m not scared,’ she responded between sobs. ‘I’m happy because this is the first time in 14 years we’ve been out together!’
father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read: “The man named
There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep.
After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting, and said, “Hello, I’m Gladys Dunn.”
And the gentleman replied, “You’re not the only one ma’am, I’m glad it’s done too!!”