Formula
The whole neighborhood shook from the ear splitting explosion in a nearby Pharmacy. As 911 was called, shopkeepers ran outside to see what happened, people spotted the pharmacist staggering out of his smoldering building.
His white uniform was now scorched black. He looked like Frankenstein. He went up to a shaken and shivering old lady standing nearby.
“Lady!” he said, “Would you please ask your doctor to write that prescription again. And this time insist he better, PRINT IT!”
“The Old Days”
A few years back, I had my old 45 RPM records out to look through and my daughter asked what they were. I explained that back in the 1960s before CDs were invented, this was how we listened to music. I further explained how all the bands issued singles on these “45s,” and radio stations would rate the top 40 songs every week.
She was quite impressed as I continued describing how one used a phonograph to play them. I burst out laughing when she asked — perfectly straight faced — “Daddy, how many megs of RAM does one of these hold?”
Innocent?
A man is on trial for armed robbery. The jury comes back with the verdict. The foreman stands, clears his throat, and announces, “Not guilty.”
The defendant leaps to his feet. “Thank goodness!” he shouts.
“Does that mean I get to keep the money?”
