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“Forgiveness doesn’t make the other person right, it makes you free.” Stormie Omartian

“God is not interested in our spiritual life. He’s interested in our life.” John Ortberg

“Anyone can count the seeds in an apple… but only God can count the apples in a seed.”

“Never, never pin your whole faith on any human being: not if he is the best and wisest in the whole world. There are lots of nice things you can do with sand; but do not try building a house on it.” C. S. Lewis

Where one man reads the Bible, a hundred read you and me. ~Dwight L. Moody

“There is only one relationship that matters, and that is your personal relationship to a personal Redeemer and Lord. Let everything else go, but maintain that at all cost, and God will fulfill His purpose through your life. (This includes meeting the needs of your heart.) One individual life may be of priceless value to God’s purposes, and yours may be that life.” Oswald Chambers

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come.

Victor Hugo

Beethoven once said of Rossini that he had in him the making of a great musician if only he had some difficulties to struggle with and some failures. Beethoven understood from his own experience that struggle produces greatness.

Ludwig van Beethoven

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good

Faith isn’t faith until it’s all you’re holding on to.

Unknown

If you want to stand high, think high.

Inspiration is the first step to victor a mountain.

Man is born broken; he lives by mending. The Grace of God is the glue.

Eugene O’Neill

True faith, real and pure faith, cannot be practiced in moderation.

Stephen Arterburn

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.

Our lives end the day we become silent about the things that matter.

Every Christian is born great because he is born for heaven.

There are times when God asks nothing of His children except silence and patience.

It’s choice – not chance – that determines your destiny.

“I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.”

Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

“After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.”

Sign in a British office.

“Man shots neighbor with machete.”

Miami Herald, headline

The atomic bomb will never go off, and I speak as an expert in explosives…

“I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.”

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending and having the two as close together as possible.

George Burns

“I didn’t accept it. I received it.”

Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to former President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange a private interview for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan.

“My appetite is so good that I can eat the tablecloth right off the chair.”

Joseph Moakley, Massachusetts representative

“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call on Friday, ‘yesterday.’”

Jimmy Fallon

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”

George Gobel

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”

Dan Quayle

“Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.”

Safari park sign

“We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.”

Parish Magazine

“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.”

Stuart Pearce

Louis Pasteur’s theory of germs is ridiculous fiction…

Pierre Pachet, 1872

“Mando Machinery Corporation is the undisputed leader in Korea automotive pants industry.”

Press Release from Korean firm

“Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he’s pretty old. He’s thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is.”

Ron Fairley, Giants broadcaster

I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door…