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“The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.” Holmes

“God desires and is pleased to communicate with us through the avenues of our minds, our wills, and our emotions. The continuous and unembarrassed interchange of love and thought between God and the souls of the redeemed men and women is the throbbing heart of the New Testament.” A. W. Tozer

Every time you trust God’s wisdom and do whatever he says, even when you don’t understand it, you deepen your friendship with God.

Rick Warren

“You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.”

Three-hundred million years from now, the only thing that will matter is whether you’re in Heaven or in Hell.

Mark Cahill

“Fall seven times, stand up eight.” Japanese Proverb

You can either be an actor in your own life, or a reactor in somebody else’s.

Jesus came into the world so we could know, once and for all, that God is concerned about the way we live, the way we believe, and the way we die. ~Billy Graham

To avoid trouble, breathe through your nose. It keeps your mouth shut.

Nothing is too great and nothing is too small to commit into the hands of the Lord.

“The most glorious promises of God are generally fulfilled in such a wondrous manner that He steps forth to save us at a time when there is the least appearance of it.” C. H. von Bogatzy

“Learn to say “no.” It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin.” Charles H. Spurgeon

Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice.

“Christ is a substitute for everything, but nothing is a substitute for Christ.” H.A. Ironside

There is more healing joy in five minutes of worship than there is in five nights of revelry.

A.W. Tozer

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal.

Napoleon Hill

Things aren’t always as they appear to be on the surface. Sometimes the people who most trouble us are the ones facing trouble in their own lives.

C. Hosher

Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope, today is getting from one to the other.

“The voices of the world are loud and sparse, but the voice of God is a constant whisper.” Benjamin J. Elger

“Mando Machinery Corporation is the undisputed leader in Korea automotive pants industry.”

Press Release from Korean firm

A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you

Anon

“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.”

Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

“We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.”

Parish Magazine

Solitude is a silent storm that breaks down all our dead branches; yet it sends our living roots deeper into the living heart of the living earth.”

Kahlil Gibran

“While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind.”

Reason given for insurance claim.

I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.”

Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.”

Stuart Pearce

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau…

“I’ll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right”

Marlon Starling

“I’m convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.”

Milos Forman, Film director

“That’s inches away from being millimetre perfect.”

Ted Lowe

In an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in the drama.

Jean-Claude Van Damme

“I didn’t accept it. I received it.”

Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to former President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange a private interview for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan.

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet”

Al Gore

“After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.”

Sign in a British office.

If you’re going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.

Al McGuire

“Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.”

Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull’s team chemistry being overrated.