“Some people say that one’s personality is reflected off of their car… Well, I have no car.”
Anon
“Some people say that one’s personality is reflected off of their car… Well, I have no car.”
Anon
A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you Anon
If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed, and it will monitor their heart…
“Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running.” Warning label on central air conditioning unit
“It is thought that Raj Mohammed Poselay was beaten to death, possibly during a family fun day in the park.” Newspaper, Wolverton Express & Star…