Humor and Cartoons

“Babies at the Mall” A young mother was standing outside a mall holding her six-month-old baby and her sister’s three-month-old baby. Two elderly women approached the mother. “Are they twins?” one asked. “No, they’re three months apart.” “My! You sure had them close together.” Fly swatting A woman walked into

Male clerk In one office the staff consisted of female works except one male clerk. The head of the office being a male wanted to write something unique about the male clerk in the annual work appraisal of the staff. Therefore he wrote about the male clerk as follows. He

Movie Tickets Husband : Today is Sunday. I want to really enjoy it. So, I have bought three movie tickets….. Wife: Why three?? Husband : For you and your parents! Dad Value A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. The

Guess who? A woman walks into a post office and notices a middle-aged, well- dressed man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. As he seals each envelop he sprays it with a puff of perfume. The woman’s curiosity gets

Day After Christmas The pastor was looking over the crèche the day after Christmas when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing. He went outside and saw a little boy pulling a new red wagon. In the wagon was Jesus. We walked up to the boy and said, “Hi,

You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When.. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse You have to watch videos in fast-forward You lick your coffee pot clean Your eyes stay open when you sneeze You’re so wired you pick up FM radio Instant coffee takes

R.I.P. When I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. This was a new cemetery and this man was the

Learn Those Numbers The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three.” “Four,” answers the boy. “What comes after six?” “Seven.” “Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job.

Ark Noah went to see God to ask him for a new and improved ‘ark’. “Ok Noah. I think it is time you had a new ark”, God said. “Take a seat, tell me your ideas, and I’ll start a design”. “Well, firstly, I’d like it to have plenty of

Fight Like a Man Three men were sitting in a bar lying about how under their thumb they had their wives. The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything. They looked at the third man and he said, “I have my wife so