Humor and Cartoons

Healing Hearing A healing Pastor came to a church. There was a long line to see him. It was a little boys turn in line and he said it was his hearing. So, the healing Pastor grabbed his ears and said a prayer. The Pastor let go and asked, “hows

Read All About It Every Valentine’s Day our campus newspaper has a section for student messages. Last year my roommate surprised his girlfriend with roses and dinner at a fancy restaurant. When they returned from their date, she leafed through the paper to see if he had written a note

Laugh Lines “Wow, you’re sure getting a lot of ‘Laugh Lines’, aren’t you?” a woman asked her co-worker. “‘Laugh Lines’? What are ‘Laugh Lines’?” “You know, those lovely lines in your face that develop if you smile or laugh a lot.” “Oh, that makes sense, then. When you’ve dated as

Sardar’s wife: You know, husband & wife aren’t allowed to be together in heaven! Sardar: Yes, I do.That’s why it’s called heaven! Rabbi Returns I returned to my parents’ home to attend a funeral. At the temple, my mother led me to a man who looked vaguely familiar. “Barbara, remember

Burst of Thunder When the grave site service had no more than terminated, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder. The little old man said to the Pastor, “Well, she’s there.” What’s it called Teacher: Now, children, if I saw

Go to Church After a church service on Sunday morning, our son suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided to become a minister when I grow up.” “That’s okay with us, but what made you decide that?” “Well,” he said, “I have to go to church on Sunday anyway,

Checking antecedents An important politician was seen moving around with a film actress for a couple of months, with whom he finally decided to plunge into matrimony. But being cautious, he hired a private detective for the job of looking into her antecedents and finding out if she had any

Orders Boss: Did you get any orders today? Salesman: Yes, I got two! Boss: Congratulations! What were they? Salesman: “Get out!” and “Stay out!” Mess maker A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He

Funny Taste Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown. One lion said to the other… “Does this taste funny to you?” Remember to laugh I joined a new office. The Branch Manager told a few boring jokes but to my surprise, all my colleagues laughed.

Fire safety program Sitting through fire safety and prevention programs can make anyone nod off. So the instructor tried to lighten the mood by going around the room asking where all the guests were from. “Burnt Mattress, Arkansas,” called out the friend sitting next to me. “Burnt Mattress!” said the