Park What happens when you illegally park your frog? It gets toad away Bark Teacher: “Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?” Sam: “I don’t know.” Teacher: “Bark, Sam, bark.” Sam: “Bow, wow, wow!” Never out of bed What do you call a policeman who never gets out
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Sometimes you just got to The girl’s father said to the young man before him, “I understand that you want to become my son-in-law.” “No, sir, not really,” the young man answered, “but if I marry your daughter, I don’t see how it can be avoided.” Potato sacks Three convicts
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Picnic Passions A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town’s annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. “This baked ham is really delicious,” the priest teased the rabbi. “You really ought to try it. I know it’s against your religion, but I
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Lunch and Learn The company I work for sometimes holds “Lunch and Learn” seminars for employees during lunchtime. These deal with a variety of physical and mental health issues. If the seminar lasts beyond the normal lunch hour, we’re supposed to get managerial approval to attend. So, last week, this
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Bosses Night At an annual Bosses Night dinner for Helena, Montana, lawyers, sponsored by legal secretaries, it was time to announce the Boss of the Year. The master of ceremonies began: “First of all, our winner is a graduate of the University of Montana. So that already eliminates some of
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Cake Make Up On Coast Guard cutters, low-ranking crewmembers take turns in the galley helping the cooks. One young seaman aboard was always dropping dishes and spilling food. One day, alone in the galley, he noticed an unfrosted yellow sheet-cake cooling on a counter. Determined to rectify past errors, the
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50 Years From Now Three elderly gents were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now. “I would like my grand-children to say, ‘He was successful in business,’” declared the first man. “Fifty years from now,” said the second, “I want them to say,
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Vacation Offer A newspaper writer, after working for 17 long years, was finally granted two months leave, during which time he would be fully paid. However, he turned down his boss’ kind offer. The boss asked, “Why would you turn down such a generous offer?” The newspaper writer said there
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Library Argument On a visit to the library I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with intense gestures, apparently in a heated debate. The man said something, and the woman seemed upset. She started signing her reply very fast, to the point where the man
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Engine Trouble A friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He didn’t have a CB radio in his car, so he decided to use his marine radio to get help. Climbing into
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