Sometimes you just got to
The girl’s father said to the young man before him, “I understand that you want to become my son-in-law.”
“No, sir, not really,” the young man answered, “but if I marry your daughter, I don’t see how it can be avoided.”
Potato sacks
Three convicts escape from jail and are being chased by police. They turn onto a dark alley and spot a bunch of potato sacks . Each of the three hide in one
A policeman quickly comes through the scene and hears a rustling from the potato sacks . He goes over to them and kicks the first potato sack.
‘Meow!’ says the first convict. And the policeman goes to the next muttering, ‘Stupid cats.’
He kicks the second potato sack and the second convict says, ‘ Woof! ‘
‘Stupid dogs! ‘ says the policeman while moving on to the next potato sack.
The policeman kicks it, nothing, so he kicks it again and the last convict says, ‘Potato potato!’
Christmas for lawyers
It is Christmas eve. A burglar breaks into the home of a prominent local lawyer. He takes the lawyer’s Christmas gifts from under the tree leaving the packages for the wife and children alone. As he is leaving the house, he is apprehended by a policeman.
He confesses to what he has done but tells the policeman that he can’t be arrested.
The policeman asks why, and he responds, “Because the law states that I’m entitled to the presents of an attorney.”
