Funny Taste
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other…
“Does this taste funny to you?”
Remember to laugh
I joined a new office. The Branch Manager told a few boring jokes but to my surprise, all my colleagues laughed.
After coming out of the cabin, I pulled out my colleague and asked him as to why they were laughing to the useless jokes.
He replied, “If you don’t laugh, he will think that we have not understood the joke and repeat the same joke again and again!”
Not so bright
I was working in a scrap yard repairing construction equipment. One afternoon, I was taking apart a piling hammer that had some very large bolts holding it together.
One of the nuts had corroded on to the bolt; to free it, I started heating the nut with an oxy-acetylene torch. As I was doing this, one of the apprentices came along.
He asked me what I was doing. I patiently explained that if I heated the nut, it would grow larger and release its grip on the bolt so I could then remove it.
“So things get larger when they get hot, do they?” he asked.
Suddenly, an idea flashed into my mind. “Yes,” I said, “that’s why days are longer in summer and shorter in winter.”
There was a long pause, then his face cleared. “You know, I always wondered about that,” he said.
