Pet Lobsters
After a day fishing in the ocean, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Fauna and Flora Inspector who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the Inspector, “I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day.”
The Inspector , not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the Inspector and says, “If you don’t believe me then watch,” as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The Inspector says, “Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water.”
The fisherman turns to the Inspector and says, “What lobsters?”
Hunting trip
Gatiep and his friend got a pilot to fly them into the wilderness to hunt. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up.
They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six bucks.
But the pilot objected he said, “The plane can take out only four of your bucks. You will have to leave two behind.”
Gatiep pushed forward, “Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six bucks. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What’s with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year.
Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six bucks aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed.
Climbing out of the wreckage, Gatiep said to his friend, “Do you know where we are?”
“I think so,” replied the friend.
“Yep! I think this is about 200m further along than where we crashed last year!”
