Movie Tickets
Husband : Today is Sunday. I want to really enjoy it. So, I have bought three movie tickets…..
Wife: Why three??
Husband : For you and your parents!
Dad Value
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression.
Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.
“What bus should I take home?” the boy finished.
Signal Shot
The new ensign was standing his first night watch on the bridge of a destroyer.
Far out on the horizon, the USS New Jersey was conducting a night gunnery exercise.
The ensign, seeing the flashes of light from the battleship, ran excitedly up to the signal bridge and pointed out, mistakenly, the “Morse code” coming from the other ship.
Ensign: “What are they saying? What are they saying?”
Signalman: “Boom. Boom.”
Career Choice
A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?”
“Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” replied the boy’s father.
His friend thought for a moment and responded, “That’s a rather strange ambition to have for a career.”
“Well,” said the boy’s father, “he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!”
