Humor and Cartoons

Cat Romance A tom cat and a tabby were courting on a back fence one night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred, “I’d die for you!” The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked, “How many times?” The New

Bottle of Wine Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she

First meeting Mike: Do you remember first meeting your wife? John: Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I’d never allow her near the

Absent Minded Professor One of the world’s greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, “Take it easy. You’ll find it.” When the conductor returned, the professor still couldn’t find the ticket.

“Friendship Poems” Are you tired of those Sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, let’s try this my way…just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad

“Yellow Canaries” A lady went to a pet shop. “I’d like to buy two yellow canaries,” she told the owner. “We don’t have any canaries, but we have these,” the owner said, as he showed the lady some pale green parakeets. “That’s not what I’m looking for,” the lady stated.

Scientific explanations by kids When scientist broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open the atoms, they found they were stuffed with explosions. Someday we may learn how to make magnets that can point in any direction. There’s a tremendous weight which

Red Sea Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. “Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his

Outstanding invoice A window salesman telephoned his customer. “Ms. Brown, our company replaced all your windows with triple-glazed models more than a year ago, and we still haven’t received a single payment.” “But,”, she protested, “You promised me they would pay for themselves in 12 months.” Call For A Ride

Polish sausage “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?” the customer asks the clerk. The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?” The guy, clearly offended, says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you