Hearing Aid Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back to the doctor
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Telephone call A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing wife is standing outside. “What happened, honey?” the man asks. “Oh, John, it was terrible,” she weeps. “I was cooking when the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice
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Take his place A lawyer phoned the governor’s mansion shortly after mid-night. “I need to talk to the governor, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the governor’s assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?” grumbled
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Dream car After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my dreams. It was only two years old and in beautiful condition. The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test drive. We had traveled no more than two miles when the car broke
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Gray hair Mother: “Every time you’re naughty I get another gray hair.” Son: “Wow, Mom, you must have been a terror when you were young… just look at Grandma.” Hunting It was a beautiful Texas Saturday morning as Jake–an avid hunter–woke up ready to go bag the first deer of
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Altar Call We know people who have been “converted” many times. Every time there is a church revival they go to the altar and get “saved.” One minister told of a man in his congregation who had been “saved” seventeen times. During a revival meeting the evangelist made an altar
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Not to be eaten Little Johnny returned from grocery shopping with his mother. While she was putting away the groceries, he was busy spread- ing his animal crackers all over the kitchen table. “Why are you doing that?” his mom asked. “Well,” said Little Johnny, “the box says you shouldn’t
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Added to the Paper As part of his talk at a banquet, our minister told some jokes and a few funny stories. Since he planned to use the same anecdotes at a meeting the next day, he asked reporters covering the event not to include them in their articles. Reading
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Tax savings IRS man to minister: “We’re checking the tax return of a member of your church. Mr. Smith lists a donation to your building fund of $5000. Is that correct?” Minister: “I haven’t got my records available, but I’ll promise you one thing, if he hasn’t, he will!” Siblings
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Museum At the Boeing Museum of Flight in Seattle, there is a full size mockup of an F/A-18 fighter. A ramp allows visitors to climb into the cockpit and get a sense of what the pilot sees and feels. A guide at the top of the ramp points out the
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