Humor and Cartoons

Laziness Some people are so lazy! Like the old mountaineer and his son. They sat before the fire all evening, slowly rocking and crossing and uncrossing their legs. Finally, the father said to the son, “Go outside the see if it’s raining.” Not even looking up, the boy replied, “Aw, […]

Thru a child’s eyes It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 5 year old daughter, Katelyn. Heidi started to go into labor and called 911. Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to

Planting Time A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to plant some vegetables in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?” The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: “Dear wife, whatever you do,

Something Nice For Dad Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, “Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill.” Later, he got a bill for R 2000.00, which he paid.  The next month, he

The Pastor’s Parking Space Maybe you’ve heard the humorous story about the pastor who was having difficulty with his assigned parking space on the church parking lot. People parked in his spot whenever they pleased, even though there was a sign that clearly said, “This space reserved.” He thought the

Flashlight Defense A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. “Is it true,” he asked, “that an alligator won’t attack you if you carry a flashlight?” “That depends,” replied the guide, “on how fast you carry the flashlight.” Better By Train A large two-engine train was crossing America. 

Check Please! A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the

Genius A guy did system support in a law firm. One day, he had to log a user off and then back on.  He entered her initials and then she gave me him her  password to log back on. Her password was “genius”. After three tries and the system telling

A Psych Funny John went to a psychiatrist: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.” “Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week,

Hot Air A pastor once put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church, but after two weeks took them out. When asked why, he confessed that they worked fine, but when he went in there he saw a sign that read, “For a sample of