Postal surcharge A little boy was upset with his parents’ financial situation, so he decided to write God a letter. Dear God, My mommy and daddy need R5 000 for bills and I don’t know who else to ask. Could You please help? Johnny The letter was received by the […]
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A Rare Book A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it. “Not Gutenberg?” gasped the collector. “Yes, that was it!” “You
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Nyah Nyah! Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently correct the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, “Bobby, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would
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What Fell from the Bible? A little boy opened the big family Bible. Â He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Â Suddenly something fell out of the Bible. Â He picked up the object and looked at it closely. Â What he saw was an old leaf that had been
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Grocery store Heavily laden with groceries, my aunt asked a young clerk at the grocery store to accompany her to her car. Arriving there, she unlocked and opened the doors and, without thinking, sat down in the back seat to check off her list of errands. A moment later, the
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College When I first started college, the Dean came in and said “Good Morning” to all of us. When we echoed back to him, he responded “Ah, you’re Freshmen.” He explained. “When you walk in and say good morning, and they say good morning back, it’s Freshmen. When they put
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Gators! While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “they
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“Zookeeper’s Dilemma” A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a letter. The only problem was that he didn’t know the plural of “mongoose.” He started the letter: “To whom it may concern, I need two mongeese.” No, that wouldn’t work, so
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Take the money The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church. After shaking a few adult hands he came upon the seven year old son of one of
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“School Days” Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the
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