Who are you?
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I’m a locksmith. And… I’m a locksmith…
Those who think they know it
Those who think they know it all upset those of us who do.
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Karate is a form of martial arts
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
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Don’t Insult the Alligator
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
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All generalizations
All generalizations are false, including this one
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Wear short sleeves
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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Animal testing
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Age doesn’t always bring wisdom
Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
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I’m going to stop
I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow.
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