Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
“Self-esteem-boosting tip: Whenever you receive mail addressed to “resident,” just write a big “P” in front of that to make yourself feel more important.”
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
“Farming looks easy when your plow is a pencil and you’re a thousand miles from a cornfield.” Dwight D. Eisenhower
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.