The journey of a thousand miles
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
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If at first you don’t succeed
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Faster than the speed of light
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.
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If there is a “WILL”
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
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Diplomacy is the art
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘good doggie’ while looking for a bigger stick
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Everyone has photographic memory
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film.
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A computer once beat me
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Walk
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits He’s lost?
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If your wife wants to learn to drive
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
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