Humor Quotes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.

Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded…

Why does a 24-hour-open store have locks on the doors?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

“How come we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?”

“If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?”

“No one ever says “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.”

I am a nobody … nobody is perfect … therefore I am perfect.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.