What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.
Related Posts
IQ test
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Suitcases
Days are like suitcases: all nearly the same size, but some people can pack a lot more into them.
You want a warning?
Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.
Humor Quote
Seen it all. Done it all. Can’t remember most of it.