I’m going to stop

The optimist says the glass is half full, the pessimist says the glass is half empty, and the engineer says the glass is twice as…

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Eventually you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

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I used to work as a trapeze artist. Until I was let go.

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Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools

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