Baseball rules explained
During a little league baseball game, the coach asked one of his young players: “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?”
The little boy nodded yes.
“Do you understand that what matters is winning together as a team?”
The little boy nodded yes.
“So,” the coach continued, “when a strike is called, or you are out at first, you don’t argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?”
Again, the boy nodded yes.
“Good,” said the coach. “Now go over there and explain it to your mother.”
Last will and testament
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her pastor she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Pick and Pay.
“Pick and Pay?” the pastor exclaimed. “Why Pick and Pay?”
“Then I’ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.”
Aerobics class
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape.
So I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
