Silly Quotes

“We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite” Murray Walker, Sportscaster

“Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers.” Murray Walker, Sportscaster

“Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.” Mickey Rivers, baseball player

“Okay, everyone, now inhale… and then dehale!” Maury Wills, Los Angeles Dodgers captain, leading his teammates through warm-up calisthenics

“A ‘No Parking’ sign at a certain location means…” multiple choice question on NY State learner’s permit test

“I’m convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.” Milos Forman, Film director

“Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.” Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.

“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.” Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

“I’ll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right” Marlon Starling

“Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.” Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.