“Okay, everyone, now inhale… and then dehale!”
Maury Wills, Los Angeles Dodgers captain, leading his teammates through warm-up calisthenics
“Okay, everyone, now inhale… and then dehale!”
Maury Wills, Los Angeles Dodgers captain, leading his teammates through warm-up calisthenics
“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.” George Gobel
“Man shots neighbor with machete.” Miami Herald, headline
Rural Americans are real Americans. There’s no doubt about that… Dan Quayle
“I don’t think we learned a lesson; I think it was a learning experience for us.” Shaquille O’Neal, basketball player, after game 4 of the…