Silly Quotes

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964. Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

“The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas.” Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

“I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.” Marilyn Manson, Singer

“It is thought that Raj Mohammed Poselay was beaten to death, possibly during a family fun day in the park.” Newspaper, Wolverton Express & Star (UK)

“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.”

“The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet.” Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

“I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.” Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony

“Except for his car, he’s the only man on the track.” Murray Walker, Sportcaster

“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.” Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

“That’s just the tip of the ice cube.” Neil Hamilton, BBC2