Silly Quotes

“A brain scan revealed Andrew Caddick is not suffering from a stress fracture of the shin.” Jo Sheldon

“Our strength is that we don’t have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don’t have any real strengths.” Frank Broyles, College football coach

“I didn’t know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song.” Aggie Pate, at a non-denominational mayor’s breakfast, Fort Worth, Texas

“A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.” Samuel Goldwyn

“Facts are stupid things.” Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

“Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running.” Ron Pickering

“A verbal contract is not worth the paper it’s written on.” Samuel Goldwyn

“Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.” Safari park sign

“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.” Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh