Silly Quotes

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.” Yogi Berra, Baseball player

“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”

“Now, the only thing that remains unresolved is the resolution of the problem.” Thomas Wells, Ontario legislature minister

“And as Mansell comes into the pits, he’s quite literally sweating his eyeballs out.” UK Sports coverage on TV

“Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber.” Ad in Arizona Republic

“We’d like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles.” Wesley Bolin, Governor

“We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.” Vlade Divac, NBA basketball player

“I don’t know all the certain words to word it.” Vanilla Ice, Rap Star, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography

“Well, that was a cliff-dweller.” Wes Westrum, Baseball coach, about a close game

“It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.” Zsa Zsa Gabor, on the jury used for her assault trial.